In the early part of the '60s, President Kennedy laid down the gauntlet for NASA to reach the moon before the end of the decade, and more importantly before the Russians. This charge led to an unprecedented amount of discovery, on nearly a daily basis the the rocket scientists invented new technologies that would irrevovably change the world. None more important that VELCRO. But this diamond in th
e rough could not compare to the next...uh...diamond in the rough. Numerous unconfirmed sightings of bigfoot continued to pop up from the Appalachain woodlands. The elusive man/beast proved a media sensation despite the lack of real evidence. Many went on the hunt, but none returned. Well, none returned with a Sasquatch, but there were plenty of stories, I tell you what. Hold on, I'm getting to the space stuff. Eventually the news about our large hairy friend began to fade, sightings became fewer and farther between and were typically left to the ramblings of crazies, but it was not because Sasquatch didn't exist, it was because he was taken by those very same NASA scientists who discovered velcro, to become the first, and only Sasquanaut. Before man was ever sent into the great beyond, those Co**ie bastards launched dogs and monkeys into lower earth orbit. Our heroic NASA guys, sent monkeys, and that's cool, but monkeys are only SO humanlike, but Sasquatch is VERY humanlike, just bigger, and hairier, and awesomer. So there was the missing link, velcroed to the tip of a 20 story rocket about to circle the earth at 17,000 mph, he had no idea what was coming. As he careened around the globe unable to comprehend what was happening, some cosmic space wave of radiation enveloped our furry hero. These cosmic space rays were no ordinary cosmic space rays, but quantum cosmic space rays! They transported our hero and his space capsule to a universe very similar to our own, but totally different! And our be****al dim witted beast became the super intelligent hero for good we all know and love, SAVAGE SASQUANAUT! Lost on fringes of reality, Sasquanaut fights toe to toe and head to head with aliens, gun slingers, dinosaurs, space pirates, super beasts and MORE aliens in an effort to make his way back to his quiet home in the Appalachain woods. If he makes it will Sasquanaut finally find the peace he's searching for or will the space ray adventures have changed him forever? Find out in the pages of the greatest comic book the world has never seen, SAVAGE SASQUANAUT!
