06/18/2026
The ghosts are reporting for duty.
Behind the scenes, we're busy stirring the cauldron:
• Writing this year's script
• Casting the perfect suspects
• Finalizing dinner plans with the restaurant
• Arguing over which terrible joke absolutely must stay in the show
Tickets aren't on sale yet, but Halloween season is officially underway at Salty.
Since this is our only show of the year, we know some of you start counting down before summer is even over.
Stay tuned. Something wickedly entertaining is brewing.