09/02/2026
HEAR YE, HEAR YE, GOOD PEOPLE OF THE REALM!
By royal decree (and because we fancy a good party), the Renaissance Faire at Melrose Vineyards is near!
On September 19th & 20th, abandon thy chores, gather thy merry band of peasants, nobles, knights, maidens, and assorted scallywags, and make haste to Melrose!
What merriment awaiteth thee?
• Wander the King’s Road
• Spend thy coin with artisans & merchants
• Behold the King’s Court in all their royal nonsense
• Frolic through a whimsical Fairy Garden
• Toss thy troublesome friends into the stockades
• Witness demonstrations & interactive tomfoolery
• Feast upon delicious fare
• Drinketh the w**e, obviously
• Arrive in costume if thou desirest or come dressed as thy regular peasant self. We judgeth not.
And on Saturday eve, those bearing the coveted VIP Ticket shall join the King’s Court for a grand buffet style feast, entertainment, merriment AND w**e tasting!
BUT WAITETH… THERE’S MORETH.
🌙🃏 NEW! JESTER’S NIGHTCLUB AFTER HOURS! 🃏🌙
When the Faire closeth, the grown folk 21+ may continue their questionable medieval decisions with music, drinks, dancing, and late night Renaissance revelry. Huzzah!
🧚🌿 The Whimsical Woods (children’s section)
Bring forth thy wee knights, fairies & tiny peasants! Feast upon sugary treasures at the Merry Munchkin Sweet Shoppe, procure magical wares at the Merry Acorn Shoppe, and battle for eternal bragging rights in Tea Dueling at 12 & 3! ☕⚔️
Tiny humans. Big merriment. Much mischief. Huzzah!
•September 19–20, 2026
•Melrose Vineyards — 885 Melqua Road, Roseburg
•Saturday: 10–5 | Sunday: 11–5
•General Admission (16+): $25
•Young peasants 15 & under: FREE!
•Saturday VIP: $75 — admission + King’s Court Dinner + w**e tasting
So polish thy armor. Fluff thy pantaloons. Locate thy finest corset. Prepare thy most dramatic “HUZZAH!”
THE FAIRE APPROACHETH.
Taggeth the fool thou wishest to bring along.