AFK Elixirs & Eatery

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12/29/2016

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

01/02/2016

We have invaded the north. Come help us with a take over!!!!!!

12/31/2015

Sooo. It's Wednesday, and I'm sitting at home doing laundry, and not writing 40 ridiculously obscure questions to present to my collection of nerds both regular and first time. I'll miss all of you, and I'll still keep providing stupid nerdy facts for you as I think of them. Never forget - the Space Slug from Empire Strikes Back is called an 'Exogorth'
- MC Squared

12/27/2015

I have sat down to type this several times over the last couple of days. I keep ending up with nothing more than "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!"

As many have already noted, we are closing our doors tomorrow night.

The past two years have been a helluva ride....

Of all of the languages I speak, I cannot find the words in any of them to adequately convey the love and admiration I have for every one of our staff members, our customers, our family.

I just keep typing and deleting, typing and deleting. I know I should post an official, polished statement. I should be factual and concise, if not a little dispassionate. I shouldnt post a rambling silioquy. I shouldnt post that Im pi**ed off, that Im heart broken; I shouldnt post that no matter how close we were to closing so many times, at least then we would have gone out on our own terms.

I should be talking about all the discounts we're offering over the next two days, I should be trying to spin this. I should be making calls to action, making some last ditch effort at selling our inventory.

I should, or should not, be doing a lot of things. I sure as hell shouldnt be sitting in this office trying to cobble together inarticulate sentences to describe the indescribable chaos of emotions. يقبرني

I'll try again later,
-Tristån Erickson

12/24/2015

Team BS champions the week! Schroedingers slips in for 2nd, and Bacon takes 3rd this week. Karaoke starts now! Thanks all for coming out and we will see you next week!

12/24/2015

It may be cold out, but our fireplaces are roaring, and a bar full of bodies competing at our WTF WEDNESDAY NIGHT TRIVIA always brings the HEAT!

Seats are available now, come grab them up and get some happy hour before we get started! Trivia starts at 7PM!

12/23/2015

It's good to be back together.

12/22/2015

The staff had a gift exchange today. Happy holidays from Chewie!

12/22/2015

Need some ? We've got Happy Hour going all day! $3 singles and $5 doubles for all of our wells, $3 featured microbrews, and some tasty bar food.

12/20/2015

I don't see the problem here.

12/18/2015

Soon.