The Bird That Coughed And Thought To Have Farted Due To A Smell Productions

05/31/2019

I like grills but not that much!

05/29/2019

Disappointed twigs are disappointed

10/11/2018

Invisible umbrella

07/04/2018

Real life Splatoon

03/23/2018

Definitely don’t eat pink snow!

12/05/2017

D stole baby and left its trademark graffiti calling card. Made sure to leave one shoe for maximum baby discomfort. Now baby is going to milk goats in Wisconsin.

10/04/2017

I always walked quickly past these signs as a child, not wanting to possibly get arrested for even having the appearance of someone that was standing

08/16/2017

The ad for Spongebob Squarepants was quite subtle and largely ignored by the masses. Those that recognized its genius had smiles as they thought of their friend who lived in a pineapple... under the sea.

07/25/2017

Milton felt unusually sad. Deflated.

01/03/2017

For five dollars a month, you get four e-mails from me -- each of which usually contains at least one short story, one piece of non-fiction, and one poem -- some also have video and audio content (a radio drama, for example.)

For $5 per month, get access to Gordon's rewards and patron-only features.

06/29/2016

Try saying that ten times fast!

05/13/2016

This bottle was involved in a gang, I'm guessing.