Halfwit Shakespeare

05/29/2026

"They did make love to this employment!"🖤💀🩶💀🖤

05/17/2026

“At such a time I’ll loose my daughter unto him.”
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05/13/2026

“Madness in great ones must not unwatched go.”

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05/06/2026

“More matter, with less art.”
-Gert[rude]

03/27/2026

Dead Bill is taking a crack at the big one.💀

HAMLET is set to go up mid-May and we’ll need all the help we can get!

Auditions will be held in Studio 27 at The Art Hive, and all you need to bring is an ability to read aloud and the desire to get a little silly with Shakespeare’s five-act masterpiece!

As with all Halfwits, performers must needs be 21+ and willing to commit to at least one rehearsal per week…

08/04/2025

Thank you , that was a helluva lot of fun!
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08/01/2025

"A prize, a prize!"
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Hey there live show lovers, Halfwit Shakespeare is putting on an Encore show of "Pericles - Prince of Typre."
Sunday, 3th | Starts at 7ish
Pirate and sailor attire is highly encouraged. Drinking and coarse language expected.

07/24/2025

“O, come, be buried a second time within these arms!” (𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦.)
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07/10/2025

It was fantastic…
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07/09/2025

About the other night…
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