DANCE NAKED Creative

06/17/2026

Am I gonna get to squeeze you?

My darlings - I normally do not send two newsletters in one week. But - this is the final weekend of The Roommate and i would do hate for you to miss it. Every time I do a show I have people tell me for weeks afterwards "I had no idea!" "I wish I'd known!" "You were in a show?" When it's my own show...

06/10/2026

Get your tickets to The Roommate ASAP (Today if possible!)

Darlings - This is just a quickie in your inbox to urge you to buy a ticket to The Roommate if you live in Portland and are thinking about coming. Today is the day they will decide whether or not to do a one-week extension, based on ticket sales. [Use the code ROOMIE for 1/2 off!] I really really wa...

06/08/2026

The Roommate has opened! Now to plan a wedding 😆 💍 🥂 https://wix.to/zGKyydJ

06/08/2026

My darlings - I have opened The Roommate for and if you are in Portland, I would LOVE for you to see it! (There is a discount code in my latest newsletter - get it!)

PHEW. And HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, what fun. The opening night of my dreams (literally. I did dream this one). When I first read the script for The Roommate, I instantly imagined the opening night, the standng ovation, the flowers, the accolades. Which was why it was SO WEIRD when I didn't get called bac...

04/07/2026

The fastest sell out in Fertile Ground History! (4 more shows JUST ADDED!)

BUT FEAR NOT! We added four more shows! Thanks be to Goddess above - all 10 members of the ensemble were available the following week, and I found a venue that could help us out. So we are doing 4 nights at the Chapel Theater in Milwaukie, April 21-24. Y'all this show is special. It's just got a sup...

02/27/2026

How do we recalibrate culture?

My darlings - I don't say much about rage and horror because I believe my job as an artist is to "make the revolution irresistible." I am an entertainer. I am a storyteller. I am an educator of sorts (ish). You don't need me to tell you why you should be outraged. You already know. I have no doubt y...

02/05/2026

Auditions tonight (you coming?)

I definitely notice the effect on my s*x drive, which is lovely. (Which in turn seems to have a stimulating effect on Nate's s*x drive ) Yesterday I was doing yoga in my nightgown (this is NOT a s*xy nightgown people). Nate started taking pictures. And I'll be damned if that nightgown didn't turn it...

01/16/2026

My loves! Announcing the conception of a brand new show! I am partnering with Christine McHugh of to create an ensemble show about female desire as we age. It's called Igniting Desire and the first part of the development process will be a staged reading at the Fertile Ground Festival in Portland this April. We are putting out a call for submissions (link in comments) as well as a call for AUDITIONS. We are accepting written submissions from all genders, but performers will all be self-identified women over 50 (more info on that coming soon). Let's retire the old mythology that eroticism belongs to the young. Send us your s*xiest, sauciest, most salacious material designed to IGNITE DESIRE. 🔥