Grand Failing Central

Grand Failing Central its not that we're bad people, were just better than you. AND the lineup has changed again. Different people. Same shinanigans.

Audrey is still here but now her drunken, shameless ass is joined by DeLang Sha-bnag (the name speeches for itself) Skewrl-shabang (again, name says it all), the blackflash and his mom, the Black Feather Dress. Guest stars Old Lightnin and others may show up.

GRUMPY CAT --- pishaw,he has nothing on 'WILFORD BRIMLEY'... many years ago this guy walked in through our front door, d...
03/22/2020

GRUMPY CAT --- pishaw,
he has nothing on 'WILFORD BRIMLEY'... many years ago this guy walked in through our front door, directly past the lab/pit (fathead shiloh) and straight to the dogs food bowl, and started eating his food, when Shiloh came over to befriend this rude stranger, wilford brimley slapped him away
((no claws, not a swipe, but a "g.t.f.o. you're dismissed slap"))
after he ate all of the dogs food, hopped onto the corner of the couch and kicked it...

08/13/2017

Corinne- "I won't f**k them unless I can take them in a fight".

05/21/2017

Andrew - "Well I've given a turkey CPR so..."

09/02/2016

Show and Tell by Al Wilson always reminds me of my grandmother. She was an old black man too. - Chris Lang

06/12/2016

Chris Lang - "I take disappointments like I take dicks. Very hard".

05/15/2016

Matias- How black do you need to be to have sickle cell anemia?

04/18/2016

Cycloptomy. The study of one eyed things.

10/18/2015

Tristan- Pinky out for the Bologna.

07/19/2015

Jovannie- I feel like twins all look the same.

07/18/2015

Africa seems kinda...AIDS-Y

03/17/2015

Chris - I live my life like I buy my jeans. Distressed!

02/21/2015

Chris Lang- "You should learn sign language. It's really handy." Hahahaha.

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