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Sarah Amethyst's Page I am a clown. This is as real as it gets!

06/13/2026

Things have been going very well for me in 2026 CE; so far, 2026 CE has been and continues to be a fine year!

06/12/2026

I've noticed that the people who mistake me for Jesus are trying to kill Jesus. I should find a way to eliminate them, shouldn't I?

06/12/2026

Some of the voices in my head REALLY can't understand why I completely ignore them and never do what they want; I assume that they are too stupid to guess this: I can tell the voices who are only trying to get me killed apart from the voices who actually want to help.

06/11/2026

I'm surprised by how many people don't know that Facebook was originally only for people who had an email address ending in ".edu". My first Facebook account (which I deleted during a mental health crisis in early 2016) was one of those accounts, which I created at the request of my first college roommate back in 2005. Sometimes I regret deleting that account, but I can't remember ever regretting creating it.

06/05/2026

The fact that I am a clown does in fact mean that if you want me to come to (or stay at) your party, then you have to let me take the drugs that I think I need in the amount I want to take at the frequency I choose, even if everyone else at your party is 100% drug-free. I thought everyone knew that taking drugs is PART OF being a clown.

Did I mention that I'm a clown?

05/18/2026

I actually don't understand why those retards thought I believed that I was special; when they started trying to break me down, I thought I was absolutely worthless in every way and expected to be murdered very soon.

05/17/2026

Everyone understands that it is really an option to blow firestorms through the Bible Belt, right? I really think the rest of us can survive until that land is farmable again.

05/17/2026

I don't really know why the voices in my head who think that they are God always expect me to agree with them that they are God; I have no good reason to believe that I have ever heard the voice of what might have really been God.

05/16/2026

When I was a child growing up back in the 1990's, it was normal for me to switch back and forth between going with the boys or going with the girls, but at no point have I ever mistakenly believed that I have a p***s. I grew up knowing that I am ACTUALLY female, and everyone who really knew me in my childhood knew that I didn't know I looked like a boy; even in a dress, I still look like a boy. I have to literally strip naked and spread my legs open to let out the smell of my va**na before people who have just met me are able to understand that I am female; therefore, I cannot safely make friends while alone in public places. In order to make even one new friend, I need someone with me who knows that I am biologically female and who knows that I am medically (pubescently) too young for a man; that is why I am always alone.

05/08/2026

I really can't make sense of the people who think that I should obey them just because my t**s and voice are childlike and I don't have a job; I'm really not going to start obeying random adults just because they're adults -- I was TAUGHT not to do that, with explicit instructions to beware of strangers.

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