09/03/2026
⚠️ PLEASANT SHADE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ⚠️
Management would like to remind all departments that “I thought they cleaned it” is not an approved sanitation procedure.
After a guest attempted to get a refreshing soda and instead received glowing green sludge, an investigation revealed a minor disagreement regarding responsibility for the self-service drink fountains.
EVS says Beverage cleans them.
Beverage says EVS cleans them.
The drink fountain appears to say nobody cleans them.
Our supervisors are currently assisting the guest while the responsible departments work together to determine whose fault this absolutely is.
Please remember: If your beverage glows, moves on its own, or appears to be developing higher intelligence, DO NOT DRINK IT.
Thank you for helping us keep Pleasant Shade Casino clean, safe, and only moderately hazardous. 🎰🥤