05/02/2026
Someone told me tonight that the former crowd here doesnt like it that I don’t allow co***ne anymore, and that they can’t come in here and act up like they used to. I laughed and said, “Oh good.” And then, tonight’s after-2 crowd rolled in, a couple of them already-drunk and full of snarky comments. They moved slowly getting out the door at 3, wanted to hang in the parking lot, then spun tires like teenagers on their way out when I told them it was time to go. —If your name is Tanya and you gave me the ‘just ate sh*t’ face when I asked if you had a beer in your hand in my parking lot after closing, you’re not welcome back. You’re right, girl. The vibe here is not for you anymore. We don’t do ash on the floor OR coming out of the bathroom with your pants unbuttoned. —But if you’re reading this and appreciate a LESS ratchet dive bar, you’ll probably like it here. 🐦🔥😁👋🏻
