Eryn Evans

10/10/2026

Accurate depiction of DJs vs. Alpha Theta 🎧 🤖

Alpha Theta: 3000x NEW FEATURE!

DJs: Stems?! 😃

Alpha Theta: Even better, Gated Cues!

DJs: Oh.. 🫤

Alpha Theta: 1500x NEW FEATURE!!

DJs: Is it stems?! I bet it's stems 😃

Alpha Theta: CoBeat!!!! 🎉

DJs: 😑

10/09/2026

You and your friends are about to go into a haunted house..

Except it's djs creepily telling you big things are coming, djs pop out of the dark shrieking about which format is superior, a dj poorly scratching the Halloween theme song and chanting "put your hands in the air" like they're trying to summon a demon, hoovers and foghorns when you least expect it, and the very last room is a total mayhem reverse boiler room of all genres, mixers redlining completely maxed out and wet party flyers falling from the ceiling.

The only way to get out is to follow all their socials while you dodge fire poi and saw blade hula hoops

Who are you taking with you?

10/07/2026

These are siiiiick

10/06/2026

I was locked out of my soundcloud for MONTHS after the authenticator app I use wouldn't let me login with my new phone. OF COURSE I COULDN'T FIND THE OLD PHONE...until last night.

I have A LOT of stuff to upload.
🔗👇😉

10/04/2026

‼️UPDATE‼️ 🔗👇👇

Soooo... What if I put out a mix tomorrow? Y'know, as a little treat to start your week. Yes? Or Yes?

Show of hands down below pls n thx 😁

Eclectic 2 is the sequel of the very first mix I ever made. I'm excited to share this story with all of you. Consider liking, following and sharing - A little help goes a long way and it helps push this music further. Thank you for taking the time to listen. I appreciate all of you.

06/18/2026

05/26/2026

⚠️🚨LOCK IN WITH ME RQ🚨⚠️

I have questions and only you can answer them 🫵😁

Do you dance/use poi at parties?

If your answer is yes:

1) what are your go-to moves/props?
2) how did you feel the first time you went all out on the dancefloor?

If your answer is no:

1) what is stopping you?
2) what would it take to make it happen?

05/01/2026

Revival ready, tracks are heady. I'm excited to see you and have some fun next weekend

04/16/2026

No hashbrowns. All gusto