Fitz

06/18/2026

06/18/2026

I just got done cutting some classic rock voice tracks for a client. Its a fun format to have fun with, actually. I had no idea.

Plus none of the bands are mad at their moms which cool.

And on the subject of fun, did you know that if you listened to Classic Metal on LiveOne this is what you would be hearing right now:

Kiss — Calling Dr. Love
LA Guns — Never Enough
Megadeth — Hangar 18
Pantera — Cemetery Gates
Guns N’ Roses — Live and Let Die
Metallica — Harvester of Sorror
Queensrÿche — Another Rainy Night (Without You)
Guns N’ Roses — Sweet Child o’ Mine
Van Halen — Jump
Faith No More — Falling to Pieces
Slayer — Behind the Crooked Cross
Judas Priest — Electric Eye

https://www.liveone.com/station/classic-metal

06/17/2026

Key details of the Trump Iranian Payout Plan:

The United States of America undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least USD $300 billion for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran. (War repartitions paid to Iran)

The United States of America undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran. (Unlimited oil sales)

The Islamic Republic of Iran reaffirms that it shall not procure or develop nuclear weapons. (Obama's plan)

The United States Military will retreat from the proximity of the Islamic Republic of Iran within 30 days.

Upon the signing of this MOU, the Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements using its best efforts for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no charge for 60 days only from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa. (Two months free, then Iran sets up a permanent toll both)

The United States of America undertakes to make fully available for use the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran ($100bn-$120bn est.) as part the Trump Iranian Payout Plan.

The U.S. released the full text of the agreement it is set to sign with Iran on Friday to begin a 60-day cease-fire and open the Strait of Hormuz.

06/15/2026

A good friend of mine who will go unnamed (Hello, Mo) hit me up last night for a new mariscos place.

Tell me your go to's go I can grow my Caldo de Siete Mares empire

06/15/2026

“Shoutout to Trump, I want to hump some dude's mom, Jesus is better than the Hulk, I fantasize about Michelle Obama having a pen*s” — the dude who threw up on himself at weigh-ins.

SNL has to be so jealous. Not in a trillion billion well funded years could they EVER come up with a better and more hilariously biting parody of maga.

I just love Joe Rogan's dopy smile at a joke 10+ years past its sell by date during a Paramount+ paywalled event sponsored by Bud Light in front of a mansion that is paid for by taxpayers like you and me.

OH! And that the only on camera arrest was Sean Strickland when the entirety of the Epstein Class was sitting ringside? Too perfect

Oh f**k. I am dying. I could not love this more

Josh Hokit made made sure he went viral on Sunday night at the UFC White House card.

06/14/2026

Dying in a plane crash when they had parachutes because the plane was too close to the ground to use the parachutes.

That is some bad luck.

People love to say "things happen for a reason." and I aways immediately think "...and sometimes those reasons are stupid."

The plane crashed Sunday morning near Butler Memorial Airport, according to Missouri Highway Patrol.

06/13/2026

I got caught by the national anthem in the Taco Boy's. World Cup on TV USA vs Paraguay. Im grabbing a tooth pick and the music starts.

I'm standing there, hand on heart in front of the soda machine not feeling like a schmo while also feeling a little bit like a schmo.

The only people I could see were this couple setting at a table I front of me. It wasn't until the anthem was over that I noticed the Taco Boys kitchen staff has been doing the same as me.

Felt good, man.

Go Team USA

Edit: AND WE WON! Noice

06/12/2026

No mames! F**k yeah I'm going.

Damn. You know what this means? Imma have to buy tickets and that is a newish thing still.

Worth it though, frankly. One of the unexpected joys of my new life is that I enjoy going to shows more now than I did when I worked in media.

Like, you guys were always rad. Never had a bad time hanging with you guys. But going to a show felt like work and.....
..not every show I worked was a slam dunk. And no: I will not be naming names.

But now, I only go to the shows I want to and that's been wonderful

06/10/2026

We all hover-round down here (on Fremont Street)

06/10/2026

Me: (minding my own business editing video)
Mrs. Fitz storming into room: WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING MY VOICE I HATE IT
Me: Shared opinions make for great friendships
Her: