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Old Academy Players Old Academy Players is a non-profit organization that has been providing live theater to the East Falls' neighborhood of Philadelphia for more than 100 years.

Old Academy Players is a non-profit community theater established in 1923 located in the East Falls section of Philadelphia in the charming, historic Old Academy building, where Grace Kelly & Robert Prosky began their acting careers! OAP, with an annual season of 6 main stage productions & 3 special productions, has presented classic works by Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, & Tennessee Williams, contemporary plays by Michael Hollinger, Bruce Graham, & Yasmina Reza, & new works by Nancy Frick & Barbara Pease Weber, & Rob Roseillo -- all three OAP members. CHILDREN'S ARTS PROGRAM introduces kids to the joys of theater with hands-on exploration & learning about acting, musical theater & dance with 3 days of discovery & rehearsal transformed into a "Showcase Performance" presented on OAP main stage for thrilled parents, family & friends. SUMMER ONE-ACT BONANZA, founded in 2009 by Chris Schenk, features new playwrights & directors. Chris lost his fight with cancer March 25, 2012. His legacy lives on at OAP.

Congratulations to the cast and crew of The Women on a wonderful run!Join us in November for our next show, RENT!RENTBy ...
10/04/2026

Congratulations to the cast and crew of The Women on a wonderful run!

Join us in November for our next show, RENT!

RENT
By Jonathan Larson
Directed by Annie Hnatko
November 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 2026
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Synopsis: A rock musical set in New York City’s East Village in the early 1990s. Following a group of impoverished young bohemians, artists, musicians, and performers struggling to pay bills and survive in the shadow of the HIV/AIDS epidemic, and create art. The story centers on a filmmaker and an HIV-positive musician navigating love and loss alongside friends: an addict, a drag queen, and a performance artist.

Get tickets now on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/rent/

Congratulations to Cast & Crew of The Women for 10 awesome shows including Club Night!
10/04/2026

Congratulations to Cast & Crew of The Women for 10 awesome shows including Club Night!

The Women only has 2 performances left! Join us tonight, October 3rd, at 8pm!There is still time to subscribe to our ful...
10/03/2026

The Women only has 2 performances left! Join us tonight, October 3rd, at 8pm!

There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more information can be found on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/season/subscribe/

The Women
By Clare Boothe Luce
Directed by Loretta Lucy Miller

Synopsis: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

Dates: September: 18th, 19th, 20th, 25th, 26th, 27th; October: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 2026
Times: Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Tickets: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/the-women/

Photos by: Lloyd Bashkin Photography

The Women are back for their final weekend! Tonight, October 2nd, at 8pm!There is still time to subscribe to our full se...
10/02/2026

The Women are back for their final weekend! Tonight, October 2nd, at 8pm!

There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more information can be found on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/season/subscribe/

The Women
By Clare Boothe Luce
Directed by Loretta Lucy Miller

Synopsis: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

Dates: September: 18th, 19th, 20th, 25th, 26th, 27th; October: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 2026
Times: Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Tickets: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/the-women/

Photos by: Lloyd Bashkin Photography

The Women only has 3 performances remaining! Resuming this Friday, October 2nd, at 8PM!There is still time to subscribe ...
09/30/2026

The Women only has 3 performances remaining! Resuming this Friday, October 2nd, at 8PM!

There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more information can be found on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/season/subscribe/

The Women
By Clare Boothe Luce
Directed by Loretta Lucy Miller

Synopsis: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

Dates: September: 18th, 19th, 20th, 25th, 26th, 27th; October: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 2026
Times: Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Tickets: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/the-women/

Photos by: Lloyd Bashkin Photography

The Women continues tonight, September 26th, at 8pm!There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more informati...
09/26/2026

The Women continues tonight, September 26th, at 8pm!

There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more information can be found on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/season/subscribe/

The Women
By Clare Boothe Luce
Directed by Loretta Lucy Miller

Synopsis: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

Dates: September: 18th, 19th, 20th, 25th, 26th, 27th; October: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 2026
Times: Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Tickets: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/the-women/

Photos by: Lloyd Bashkin Photography

THIS SUNDAYS PERFORMANCE OF THE WOMEN IS SOLD OUT - SEPTEMBER 27TH.Tickets remain for all upcoming performances and can ...
09/25/2026

THIS SUNDAYS PERFORMANCE OF THE WOMEN IS SOLD OUT - SEPTEMBER 27TH.

Tickets remain for all upcoming performances and can be purchased on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/the-women/

The women runs September 18–October 4, 2026; Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm, and Sundays at 2 pm

SYNOPSIS: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

The Women continues tonight, September 25th, at 8pm!There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more informati...
09/25/2026

The Women continues tonight, September 25th, at 8pm!

There is still time to subscribe to our full season - more information can be found on our website: https://oldacademyplayers.org/season/subscribe/

The Women
By Clare Boothe Luce
Directed by Loretta Lucy Miller

Synopsis: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool’s paradise…which her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers, when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary’s husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater, who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary’s painful dilemma is created: keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband’s cheating ways….or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

Dates: September: 18th, 19th, 20th, 25th, 26th, 27th; October: 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 2026
Times: Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., Sundays at 2:00 p.m.

Tickets: https://oldacademyplayers.org/shows/the-women/

Photos by: Lloyd Bashkin Photography

Stanley Kate Review: The Women – at Old Academy PlayersThe Old Academy Players' intimate stage is dressed for all scenes...
09/25/2026

Stanley Kate Review: The Women – at Old Academy Players

The Old Academy Players' intimate stage is dressed for all scenes in a soft beige accented with gold framing, embellishments and expansive palatial paneling reaching upward to a very high ceiling reminiscent of the grand hotels of the gilded age like the Ritz Carlton and the Waldorf-Astoria. Clever tight lighting and angled direction focus on the many scenes. Each scene is introduced by a song from a perfectly curated list of the 1930s. With the creative placing of dining room chairs and covers, center stage can be transformed into a living room, a bo***ir, and "Oh, my!"— even a bathroom complete with tub!

The Women is a satirical comedy by Clare Boothe Luce which premiered December 7, 1936, at the Forrest Theatre in Philadelphia, PA. It opened December 26, 1936, at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre in New York City where it ran for 637 performances and received public and critical acclaim. The 1939 film version was directed by George Cukor and starred Norma Shearer and Joan Crawford.

Synopsis of The Women: Contented, kindly Mary Haines, a well-off young woman living in New York City, is the envy of her friends, boasting a wholesome, happy marriage, two adorable children, and a comfortable home. Unfortunately, she is living in a fool's paradise. Her tactless friend, the gossip-hungry Sylvia Fowler, discovers the truth when a favored manicurist spills the beans: Mary's husband Stephen Haines has been nabbed by Crystal Allen, a sultry, gold-digging man-eater who sets her traps behind the perfume counter at Saks Fifth Avenue. Mary's painful dilemma is created: should she keep silent, keep her marriage, and condone her husband's cheating ways or divorce him, making way for a rival to step into her place?

Eva Callista and Anna Kaminetz play models and sales girls at the establishments that Mary and her friends frequent.

Jiva Shahani and Marie Slavin share the role of Little Mary, Mary’s daughter. Inquisitive and outspoken, she looks to her mother for comfort and assurance that a lady can do all things that men can do. This reviewer saw Jiva Shahani, who was a delight in the role.

Michelle Slaven and Palak Shahani share the role of the Debutante.

Sally Lomanno as Jane (the maid) is supportive and loyal to her employer Mary.

Kimberly Hess as Mrs. Morehead (Mary's mother) shows her motherly love and support for Mary by giving her a solution to the problem and then taking care of the children while Mary goes to Reno for the divorce.

Kelci Schlierf as Peggy (Mrs. John Day) is the wide eyed newly-wed who looks up to the other ladies.

Linda Palmarozza as Countess Flora de Lage is larger than life. From the hilarious adornment with the permanent wave machine to Reno, Nevada, her escapades made me laugh and relieved the tension in the play.

Paige Noelle as Miriam Aarons is spot on with her NY accent. What a pleasure!

Dale Mezzacappa as the exercise instructress is no nonsense. No pain, no gain must be her middle name. I would not want to have her as one of my coaches!

Lisa Fromica as Olga, the manicurist, is personable while chatting with her clients and appears very apologetic and sincere when promising not to repeat the latest gossip.

Chloe Richter as Crystal Allen is a hoot as "the other woman", demanding her place in society. She is clever and has a plan to achieve her desires.

Daria Husseinzadeh is extremely funny as Edith (Mrs. Phelps Potter) in her delicate condition. She blurts out what many mothers feel but dare not say.

Sonya Aiko Hearn as Nancy (Miss Blake) is the intellectual who has yet to write a best selling book - but not for lack of trying!

The elegantly statuesque Corynn Smith as Sylvia (Mrs. Howard Fowler) is Mary's best friend who gossips and almost gleefully spreads the bad news about Mary's husband. She learns too late that what goes around, comes around.

The comfortably appealing Nicole Gerenyi's Mary (Mrs. Stephen Haines) evolves from a sweet, naively dependent wife into a strong lady determined to live life on her terms with her children. She is a caring mother to Little Mary.

Loretta Lucy Miller, long-time member of The Old Academy Players, is a dedicated director who clearly worked tirelessly, paying attention to every detail, to draw out the nuances of the 18 actors and the 40+ characters they play. The production team created subtle lighting and sound effects, making the more than two hour play an enjoyable event. Costumes, coordinated by Helga Krauss and Jane Jennings, were appropriately elegant for the 1930s.

Join the audience at The Old Academy Players’ The Women, where one learns to keep one's friends close and to keep one's enemies closer!

Stanley Kate

The Women
Written by: Clare Boothe Luce
Directed by: Loretta Lucy Miller

Remaining performances:
Friday, September 25 at 8 pm,
Saturday, September 26 at 8 pm,
Sunday, September 27 at 2 pm,
Friday, October2 at 8 pm,
Saturday, June 3 at 8 pm,
Sunday, June 4 at 2 pm.

The Old Academy Players
3544 Indian Queen Lane
Philadelphia, PA 19129
215-843-1109
https://OldAcademyPlayers.org/

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3544 Indian Queen Lane
Philadelphia, PA
19129

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Friday 8pm - 11:30pm
Saturday 8pm - 11:30pm
Sunday 8pm - 5:30pm

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