02/01/2026
😂 This morning vs Rayo Vallecano, Vinícius Jr didn’t just beat the defender… he rebooted him.
That man tried to defend, then suddenly:
➡️ left was right
➡️ up was down
➡️ GPS lost signal
Vini turned him upside down, signed the warranty, then scored like it was light work. 😮💨⚽️