08/28/2026
It's a Unicorn, it's a Narwhal....it's a new construction update*!
https://www.pembrokega.net/page/tos-theatre
*which does explain what the metal thing sticking out of the front of the theatre is, therefore justifying the bad joke
And if you understood that attempt at a Superman reference; George Reeves' Superman did fly across the Pembroke silver screen as a part of a January 22, 1955 double feature.
https://gahistoricnewspapers.galileo.usg.edu/lccn/sn89053495/1955-01-13/ed-1/seq-3/ =SUPERMAN