Variety Outlet

06/07/2026

06/06/2026

New signs!

06/06/2026

"Look, I didn’t choose the goose life, the goose life chose me. $50 or he gets it (by 'it' I mean a cute seasonal outfit change). You have 24 hours."

06/06/2026

Here is your official Mr. Goose Weather Report for Saturday, June 6, 2026:
Current Conditions: Heavy rain (and no, I'm not shedding a tear, I'm loving it).
Current Temp: 79°F, but it feels like a muggy 86°F.
Wind: Breezy at 11 mph coming from the southeast—perfect for keeping my slicker aerodynamic.
Humidity: A crisp 88%. My feathers have never looked sleeker.
Precipitation: There is a 98% chance of rain right now, stepping up to a 99% chance for the rest of the day.
Needless to say, the yellow raincoat and matching southwester hat aren't just a fashion statement today—they are mandatory survival gear. Stay dry out there, humans!

06/06/2026

Variety Outlet has all the cool stuff!

06/06/2026

Variety Outlet has all the cool stuff

06/05/2026

Firework bubbles with rechargeable battery, LED lights and refillable bottle for bubbles! Keep the kids entertained with no hassle! Just $9.99

06/04/2026

🚨 SPOTTED: A highly fashionable security detail arriving at the front doors.
The rumors are true—our famous lawn geese are finally BACK in stock! 🎉 We know it took a little while to get them back on the shelves, and since they flew out the door last time, we wanted to give you the first heads-up.
Come grab your goose and get them ready for the season! 🙌

06/03/2026

We have Fireworks bubbles with rechargeable battery and refillable bottle to keep the kids entertained for only $9.99