05/29/2026
I set off on a mission to fix your face, but those Chernobyl looking things around your mouth need attention too.
(And yes, your lips are technically part of your face.)
But I know you don’t want to be carrying around some stupid little chapstick you keep losing, so I packaged ours in the coolest thing I could find: a 20 gauge shotgun shell.
Three different formulations. Not just three different flavors.
Vanilla Bourbon Dillinger
Heavy duty. Our version of a classic American truck stop balm.
Moscow Mule Mint Kalashnikov
A beeswax blend with SPF15, built for ripping cold ones at the beach.
And the namesake, El Chapo Tequila Sunrise Berry
The smoothest, cleanest balm in the collection. No SPF. No additives. 100% beeswax and organic ingredients for the crunchy bros.
Learn more about the Chapos and the outlaw folk heroes that inspired each one at brotege.com