Brotege

Brotege everything that ugly mug needs in one easy to use product. cause we're bros, not pros.

05/29/2026

I set off on a mission to fix your face, but those Chernobyl looking things around your mouth need attention too.

(And yes, your lips are technically part of your face.)

But I know you don’t want to be carrying around some stupid little chapstick you keep losing, so I packaged ours in the coolest thing I could find: a 20 gauge shotgun shell.

Three different formulations. Not just three different flavors.

Vanilla Bourbon Dillinger
Heavy duty. Our version of a classic American truck stop balm.

Moscow Mule Mint Kalashnikov
A beeswax blend with SPF15, built for ripping cold ones at the beach.

And the namesake, El Chapo Tequila Sunrise Berry
The smoothest, cleanest balm in the collection. No SPF. No additives. 100% beeswax and organic ingredients for the crunchy bros.

Learn more about the Chapos and the outlaw folk heroes that inspired each one at brotege.com

just a chill pop cultural reference yall
05/28/2026

just a chill pop cultural reference yall

05/27/2026

here to make you a better bro (no we cannot teach you how to do your taxes, we hire someone to do ours)

05/27/2026

yes, we read all your reviews. go leave us your most unhinged one, maybe you’ll make the next video. (please be nice. we have great skin, not thick skin.)

05/21/2026

always a pleasure

05/15/2026

if I look like s**t tomorrow, leave me alone. my ring cam caught a dude stealing my brotege.

05/14/2026

shout out to our winner Brandon for sending over these vids he got at the festival. don’t forget to enter our current giveaway to warped tour. just dm us “DC”.

05/14/2026

this one didn’t age well… and neither will you if you keep treating your skin like s**t.

05/12/2026

let’s face it, you aren’t wearing it if it make you look like casper.

05/12/2026

the most jersey thing your ears will experience today.

05/08/2026

what happens in vegas…

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