05/27/2026
The movie drops on Thursday... and then on Friday this live parody takes flight and runs all the way through Monday.
And now?
Party buses are forming.
Ridgway. Telluride. Montrose.
The fellowship is assembling.
The Eagles are unavailable.
Transportation has become our destiny.
If you're sitting there thinking, "I wish I had a ride,"
or
"I wonder if other weird little hobbits from my town are going..."
Then, drop a comment.
Connect with fellow travelers, find your people, organize carpools, form accidental lifelong friendships, or at minimum split gas money like true heroes.
I'll do my best on this dreaded platform to help get everyone connected.
One does not simply drive into Mordor... but apparently one does party bus into this weekend.
Fly, you Fools @ the Wright.