04/01/2026
🚨🚪 BREAKING NEWS FROM OSTRANDOORS 🚪🚨
Due to overwhelming demand (and a very official request from the “Tiny Council”), we are excited to announce that Ostrandoors is expanding…
✨ to FULL-SIZE DOORS. ✨
That’s right! Beginning today, we will begin the process of replacing each tiny door with a normal, human-sized door. No more bending down, no more squinting… just regular doors in slightly questionable locations.
🌳 One may appear in the middle of a tree.
🪨 Another might be installed directly into a rock.
🚗 And yes… one may open directly into a full-sized house. (Please knock first.)
We understand this may take away some of the “magic,” but don’t worry — the tiny residents have assured us they’ll simply be… upsizing.
Thank you for your support as we continue to make Ostrandoors bigger than ever. Literally.
Ostrander, Ohio