11/28/2025
Santa's used to cookies & milk, not getting interrogated then destroyed by a 7-year-old in laser tag!
Santa's rounds at Dezerland proved that kids don't just sit on your lap & smile anymore. NO.
They came to win & they came with QUESTIONS.
"Santa, Can I get a dragon? Not a toy. A REAL one.”
"Santa, Do elves get paid or is this, like… volunteer work?”
Santa, Why are you so sweaty?”
Then they dragged him into the arcade
& beat him at EVERYTHING.
EVERY. THING.
If you see Santa around today,
give him a high five & maybe an ice pack.
He earned it.
This man has been through BATTLE.
May YOUR holidays be bright, fun, & wild, & safely contained inside all 850,000 sq ft of Dezerland. 🎅👾🏆