02/12/2026
MERCH ALERT!!! As promised, the Hellzapoppin brand is under way with new shirts coming out monthly. This new design features Willow Lauren, the badass sword swallower from the world-famous Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow! This bold retro carnival poster design comes in 13 different colors and shows her swallowing a fan of swords, dreads flying, against explosive sunburst rays and vintage flair, with HELLZAPOPPIN in fiery letters and her signature stamp. Head to our website and pick up your very own shirt today, link in the comments.
Back Print: Willow’s motivational quote, “You fall to the level of your beliefs. Raise them. Then watch the world rise with you!”
The graphics are 10 inches wide on front and back to fit sizes XS–5XL.
These shirts are custom screen-printed in-house at Hellzapoppin Trading Co., by the producer’s themselves, Bryce “the Govna” Graves and Willow herself.
Design by Bryce “the Govna” Graves.
**Pre-Order Alert** – All shirts will be produced within 30 days, ships within 30–40 days.
Authentic sideshow merch that lasts! Choose your super-soft comfy premium quality Bella+Canvas (Brand) Unisex tee with your choice from 13 different colors and sizes from XS–4XL, Black goes up to 5XL. All colors and size choices are available upon inventory stock and are not guaranteed. If your choice is not in stock we will contact you to make other arrangements. These shirts are made of premium 4.2 oz 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, retail fit, tear-away label, side-seamed, little to no shrinkage, little to no fading, and the print will lasts as long as the shirt.
CUSTOM ORDERS! If you prefer a different style or brand of shirt, hoodie, tank-top, etc., shoot us a message for your custom request and we’ll make it happen. Prices vary on custom ordered items. The prints can not be customized, only your choice of apparel.
This is one of many new designs dropping for the new Hellzapoppin brand. Pre-order now and join the circus! 🎪 Support your favorite circus and pick up your shirt today, the link is in the comments!