a jacket

06/23/2024

The current draft is now 116 pages. Yep, less than 2 hours playing time.

03/07/2024

LOCAL DAMSEL: is this about the hat?

PEN nods.

LOCAL DAMSEL: Yeah, I don't do hat pictures.

01/14/2023

WREN: I get the impression Margaret doesn’t like me.

PEN: Can you blame her?!?

12/26/2022

HEN:…But for the love of God, whatever you do, don't make fun of Tara's name. How can you not have heard of the House of Boumbier? The Boumbiers are a very proud family.

PEN: Well, they would have to be...

12/21/2022

DR. COWTICK: Interesting. But should the pitiful soul's name be "Ken"? It's a bit too fey. Plus, wouldn’t we be giving the cowering masses a clue that what they're seeing is just dying seafood glued to a doll?

DYLAN: What it we call him “Butch”?

DR. COWTICK: (Looks at Ken doll) "Butch" might work. I like “Butch”. Let's go with "Butch". But get rid of his neckerchief.

12/21/2022

"Release the Prawns!!!"
Dr. Hiley Kowtick
March 9, 2023

12/21/2022

When CRITICS RAVE, our
reviews will LOOK LIKE THIS!

A dizzying melange of high- and low-brow"
Fern Frobisher
The Fern Frobisher Bi-Weekly Podcast

"The mis-en-scene vis-à-vis the deus ex machina-- Isadora Duncan to the contrary notwithstanding-- was good."
Joseph Dur III
The Fearless Flyer

"Cooper delivers again and I'm here for it! Hot flowsly damn!"
Phil Holland
The Tri-City Herald

"Makes a nice sandwich; a nice sandwich."
Chaim Rabinowitz
Moishe's Pipic

12/19/2022

Just getting things up and going on this page for my new play.

12/19/2022

12/19/2022