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Beth Patterson The adventures of a subversive traveling musician/writer. A shameless misfit mongrel obsessed with world domination and chocolate.

Bass player for whatever comes my way, bouzouki player in Spinal Tap II, choir member in Sinners, joke archivist in the Seán Heely Celtic Band.

Auntie Boop’s Random Pep Talk: Keep making stuff, you crazy kids. In some circles, I’ve seen folks pushing back against ...
10/15/2026

Auntie Boop’s Random Pep Talk: Keep making stuff, you crazy kids.

In some circles, I’ve seen folks pushing back against AI in music more than ever these days. AI does make the industry infinitely harder for the rest of us (in fact, I hit a hard AI-related obstacle yesterday). But here are some things AI will never experience:

Being in a foreign country and randomly encountering expats who loved your music so much, they brought their copies of your CDs with them to their new homes so far away. And signing those albums.

Having someone tell you how your music got them through a difficult time. And the occasional worry of hoping you didn’t let anyone down, and the human element of not always being the best version of yourself.

Looking back on some of your earliest recordings, cringing a little, and then remembering that it means how far you’ve come. Tracing the evolution of your narrative.

The intensity of being asked to sing someone home in a hospice situation, and the heavy honor that you meant that much to someone.

Something so absurdly funny happening during a show, you have to take a short break just to pull yourself together and try to stop laughing.

Dealing with a debilitating attack of nerves, and somehow managing to smash your way through it.

Spontaneous one-time live performances with other musicians that were so fiery, you remember each other decades later.

It’s our very nature to create. But more and more, I find myself embracing the authenticity. That includes the raw, the pitchy, the inexperienced, the angular, and the vulnerable. Because in a world where we’re all becoming so detached from one another, it’s real, it’s endangered, and it’s precious.

What are your most noteworthy experiences that a bot could never simulate? It doesn’t have to be about music.

Update: my gig at Buffa's Bar & Restaurant has been moved to Saturday, October 24th. My deepest apologies to folks who b...
10/09/2026

Update: my gig at Buffa's Bar & Restaurant has been moved to Saturday, October 24th. My deepest apologies to folks who bought tickets for the previous date. The new date will coincide with the Krewe of Boo parade, so come in your favorite costume. (Bags over your heads will be completely acceptable…this is a rough time for the Who Dat Nation!) 8 PM, no cover.

And now for the remaining Louisiana gigs this month…

Friday, October 9th: MacFarlane's Celtic Pub, Lake Charles, 6-9 PM.

Friday, October 16th: MacFarlane’s, same info

Saturday, October 17th: Agave Mexican Grill and Cantina, Lafayette, 6:30-9:30

Tuesday, October 27th: Raise a Glass for the Cause, fundraiser for the Metro Centers for Community Advocacy. The cause is a great one, the subject is a tough one, so I’ll post their mission in the comments. Here’s the ticket link: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/raise-a-glass-xiii-tickets-1998454588471

Saturday, October 31st: The Crypt, playing electric bouzouki with The Tomb of Nick Cage.

EDIT: date has been changed. I’m so sorry, you guys. Usually I wait for the date to be closer before I promote a gig, bu...
10/05/2026

EDIT: date has been changed. I’m so sorry, you guys.
Usually I wait for the date to be closer before I promote a gig, but this one’s a ticketed event. I don’t have many “sit down and listen” shows in New Orleans these days, so it’ll be nice to launch some new material. And of course, give you your favorites. I really enjoy playing at Buffa's Bar & Restaurant, so hope to see you there on October 23rd! 8 PM.

Here’s the link: https://www.buffasbar.com/events/beth-patterson-262310?ftredirect=1

Photo credit: Steve Parke, ©2019. Ticket link photo credit: Marc Pagani, ©2025.

Last night it was just a gal and her electric bouzouki in the practice dungeon. (Speaking in third person.) Today I’m of...
10/02/2026

Last night it was just a gal and her electric bouzouki in the practice dungeon. (Speaking in third person.) Today I’m off to West Monroe, where I’ll be playing at the Northeast Louisiana Celtic Festival. I can’t wait to see some old friends there.

In comedy music news, my evil nemesis Bad Beth and Beyond is on the latest compilation CD by The FuMP (which contains “Cilantro” by Moneyshot Cosmonauts). Why should you care about the physical product? Besides the fact that it’s a cool thing to own, it has a bonus video of various FuMP artists up to no good, including this unhinged bouzouki-wielding chick. Who, um, totally isn’t me.

We interrupt this usual page for promotion to say the following three words: Up the Irons! Special thanks to Larry (aka ...
09/30/2026

We interrupt this usual page for promotion to say the following three words: Up the Irons! Special thanks to Larry (aka Steve) for sharing some of epic photos, and regaling us with some unforgettable anecdotes. If I close my eyes forever, I’ll still have the giggles.
PS. Maiden’s final encore was Wasted Years. Many of you kids know the significance. (Hashtag Yo Adrian.)

Don’t let this picture fool you. I was not smitten with some knight in shining armor. I was apologizing in advance to my...
09/22/2026

Don’t let this picture fool you. I was not smitten with some knight in shining armor. I was apologizing in advance to my chess piece before predictably making a dumb move. (Thanks to the Arkansas Renaissance Festival for a fabulous weekend of playing, catching up with old friends, and meeting some awesome new people! And it was great to be back in Arkansas overall.)

And now for this weekend’s gigs:
Friday, September 26th: Agave Mexican Grill and Cantina, Lafayette, LA 6:30-9:30 PM
Saturday, September 27th: MacFarlane's Celtic Pub, Lake Charles, LA, 6-9 PM

Tempus fugit about it!

This is going down tomorrow (Sunday)! I’ll be debuting some new material, then I would love to hear yours. Or the songs ...
09/12/2026

This is going down tomorrow (Sunday)! I’ll be debuting some new material, then I would love to hear yours. Or the songs you’re proudest of, or whatever you’re dying to introduce the world. Show me. I freaking love Old Arabi Lighthouse Records and Books.

I’ll be headed back to my native time zone soon, with some gigs to promote. But first I have to share one of my favorite...
09/07/2026

I’ll be headed back to my native time zone soon, with some gigs to promote. But first I have to share one of my favorite Dragon Con pics, because there’s a little story behind it. This sweet person’s costume is funny in and of itself. But the fact that he walked past while I was in the middle of my slow, pensive rendition of Iron Maiden’s “Wasted Years” hit my funny bone.

The audience saw my eyes flick to the side (and I probably made a “trying not to laugh” face), so they all looked over to see what was cracking me up. I was like, “So-ho!-oh…understa-HAH-and…Don’t waste your time always searching for those wasted years…HNK! SNXX!”

I begged him to come up and pose for a photo with me, and he kindly obliged.

And now, some forthcoming gigs!

Friday, September 11th: MacFarlane's Celtic Pub, Lake Charles, LA, 6-9 PM

Sunday, September 13th: Old Arabi Lighthouse Records and Books. Solo from 6-7 PM, hosting the open mic at 7 PM.

September 19th and 20th: Arkansas Renaissance Festival

Friday, September 25th: Agave Mexican Grill and Cantina, 6:30-9:30.

Time for some Abita and boudin!

Dragon Con is in full swing, everyone! Not only am I playing, but I decided to learn a thing or two. My friend Kirk and ...
09/05/2026

Dragon Con is in full swing, everyone! Not only am I playing, but I decided to learn a thing or two. My friend Kirk and I took a voice acting workshop with Jason “Mars” Marsden. Every now and then, someone will hear me cutting up and ask me if I’ve ever tried voice acting. And of course, any form of entertainment requires putting the work in and paying your dues.

But I thought I’d give it a go. So I have to be the voice of a five-year-old sentient stuffed monkey? Sure, how hard can this possibly be? (Spoiler alert: even harder than I thought.) I still want to give this a go; I just have some work to do!

Last pic: a total fangirl pic. I’ve been a fan of artist Dan Dos Santos since I got into reading Patricia Briggs. He’s a super nice guy.

There’s a rare and unique energy getting to witness someone else’s soundcheck. To the band, it can be a quick—and hopefu...
08/27/2026

There’s a rare and unique energy getting to witness someone else’s soundcheck. To the band, it can be a quick—and hopefully painless—routine. But to an outsider, listening in on a King's X soundcheck and watching them interact with their crew filled my head with ideas. That’s my little face peeking out from behind dUg Pinnick. I didn’t take any photos or footage of the soundcheck (because frankly, I wouldn’t like it much if someone did that to me). I just savored it all, then got to talk shop, and life, a little with them. I now want to see if a thin bass strap like what dUg makes is really more ergonomically pleasing for my back. (Then again, I’m convinced that dUg is comprised of lightning and laughter.)

The performance was epic, of course. Need you ask?

Much love to Li and Py-Tor for bringing the vibe up to eleven (and hitting Scott up for an autograph…we’ll find a way for him to sign that Crunchy CD!). And much love to Scott for being the catalyst. I guess it’s good to be the King.

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