Vinyl Closet Records

10/16/2026

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE GOLF OUTING...

’Twas the night before golf, and all through the place,
Event Ang was losing her mind at a record-breaking pace.

The golfers were ready, the volunteers too,
All coming together for the GOOD that we do!

For inclusion, for jobs, for dreams coming true,
For our friends with disabilities, THANK GOD FOR YOU!

The raffles are stacked, the mulligans await,
The putting contest might determine your fate!

Bring CASH for the raffles, the contests, and more,
And the (SHHH ) SHOT CART rolling up to hole four!

We take CASH, CARD, VENMO, whatever you've got,
Maybe even a KIDNEY if it'll bring in a lot!

FOUR FOURSOME SPOTS LEFT, yes, FOUR STILL REMAIN,
Someone please fill them before Ang goes insane!

And as for Event Ang? She's behaving just fine,
Thanks to CUTWATER MARGARITAS doing overtime!

So swing for inclusion, have fun, raise some dough,
And remember, YOU'RE THE REASON OUR MISSION CAN GROW!

JAKE'S BARISTAS INCLUSION REVOLUTION!

P.S. If you see Event Ang running, don't ask her what's wrong. Just point her toward the margaritas and slowly back away.

10/16/2026

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That is what’s on today. Captain’s log…

We’re gearing up for a busy weekend here at the closet. We’ve been pricing so much jazz that my dreams at night are located in a smokey jazz lounge in the city with Miles Davis and Lee Morgan performing while I sip on a martini. Too much information?

Anyways come on by and see what we got going on!



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10/15/2026

10/15/2026

Got a spooky record for your Thursday 👻😱👹🧌

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If this doesn’t put you in the mood to knock on your neighbor’s door for candy then nothing will.

As always we’ll be open until 6pm today, come on in!



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10/14/2026

Another day another

Today we have an “unofficial” copy of with their live

Come on in and pick it up if you want to hear how good the boys were live!



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10/08/2026

🚨 HELP! WE NEED 5 MORE FOURSOMES AND WE HAVE 9 DAYS! ⛳️🏌️‍♂️

Y’all are KILLING ME! 😂😭

For YEARS I’ve heard, “Ang, have the golf outing on a SATURDAY so we don’t have to take off work!”

Well, guess what?! I LISTENED! 🤦‍♀️

And now that I’ve booked a SATURDAY (which, by the way, costs MORE 💸), half the people who begged for Saturday have weddings, kids’ sports, family obligations, or apparently plans to reorganize their sock drawers! 😂

And here I am, 9 days away, sweating bullets because we may not hit our fundraising goal!

SO I AM BEGGING YOU! WE NEED 5 MORE FOURSOMES!

PLEASE share this post with EVERYONE you know! Golfers, wannabe golfers, people who own golf clubs, people who have WATCHED golf, heck, people whose only experience is MINI GOLF! ⛳️🤣

It’s a GREAT day for an even GREATER cause, and we need your help to make it a success!

❤️ 20 GOLFERS. 5 FOURSOMES. 9 DAYS.

Help a Ma out before I lose what little sanity I have left!

LET’S FILL THIS COURSE FOR JAKE’S BARISTAS! ❤️🖤