Five Song Friday

06/05/2026

They say if you stare directly at the blinking cursor in a Google Doc long enough, it will put you in a trance.

Episode #200: When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It

05/29/2026

Dear Republicans, your trash talk is garbage.

Episode #199: Sticks and Stones May Break Bones, But Words Win Elections

05/22/2026

Let me tell you about Donald the goddamned liar.

Episode #198: You Want the Truth? You Can't Handle the Truth!

05/15/2026

All due respect, you are an inspiration to our ruthless warfighters. But your warmongering wordsmithery needs work.
https://humes.substack.com/p/operation-codename-makeover

05/08/2026

The last time I celebrated Mother’s Day with my mother, Ronald Reagan was president.

Episode #196: This One Goes Out to the One I Loved

05/01/2026

Ladies have been living large for way too long...

Episode #195: Red Meat, Red Pills and the Basement Brotherhood

04/24/2026

I don’t want to be in this relationship anymore.

Episode #194: It's Not Me, It's You and We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

04/17/2026

I literally don’t understand what young people are saying anymore... That’s why I did the hard work of compiling a list of current slang and translating it for normal grown folks.

Rerun Episode: The mouth sounds young people make and how to understand them

04/10/2026

You said you were going to punch me in the face two weeks ago.

Episode #193: Hitting the Snooze Bar on the Doomsday Clock

04/03/2026

I’m not giving him a name. Emotional vulnerability with insects only ends in heartbreak and I’ve been burned before.

Episode #192: Am I Bugging You? I Didn't Mean to Bug You