Woodbury Manor

09/06/2025

Today at Woodbury Manor: film festival including documentaries about p**p cruises, abusive mothers, and deadly concerts. Bring your own popcorn.

06/10/2019

Tonight at Woodbury Manor...

06/02/2019

This morning’s animal activities at Woodbury Manor: for Lucy, the bipolar dog of indeterminate breeding, we have “Sitting in a Cage.” For the Cheeto and Rintoo, the cats who lack self control, we have “Lying Around the House and Possibly Urinating on Random Objects.” For our cockatiel, The American Dream Dusty Rhodes, we have “Annoying the Other Animals with Mediocre Singing.”

06/02/2019

Last call at Woodbury Manor. You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Unless your last name is Woodbury. Then you have to.

05/30/2019

Today at Woodbury Manor: a slab leak, which happens when a water pipe under your foundation breaks and begins to spray water beneath your house. Exciting!

05/29/2019

Today at The Manor: how to get blood out the carpet. Like a lot of blood. And how to dig a hole big enough for a body without hitting a gas line.

05/20/2019

The Manor is hosting “Children’s Day.” Lunch is included. Must be named “Woodbury” to participate.

04/16/2019

This week's activities at Woodbury Manor: 8am breakfast daily, lunch at noon daily, dinner served between 6 & 8pm on Thursday through Saturday, television watching each evening, chainsaw juggling at 2pm on Thursday, puppetry Friday at 10am, and Tibetan throat-singing Saturday after dinner.

Tibetan temple music is particularly renowned in the west for its two forms of multiphonic singing known as jok-kay (low tone) and bar-da (high tone). In bot...

05/29/2018

Tonight's menu at Woodbury Manor: leftovers. Your choice, BBQ or smoked sausage on a bun!

05/16/2018

Upcoming events at Woodbury Manor: bedtime, breakfast, and school! Also, dishes and laundry!

06/04/2017

Woodbury Manor has fleas.

05/15/2017

On the schedule this week at Woodbury Manor: not very much.