The Rapids Theatre of Niagara

01/27/2022

No we don’t have that sh*tty Van Halen rip-off playing.

06/04/2021

Eh, f**k it.
Dress code is as follows:
- No saggy pants
- No timberlands
- No red or blue shirts/bandanas.
- If you have grills for teeth, see your way out.
- Please do not drive a 2014 Chrysler 300 with a 21% apr.
- Please have proof that you paid child support via paystub.
- If your nails are longer than a doorknob, see your way out.
- If the weave is showing, see your way out.
- Bonus points and drink tabs if you say “Raise hell, praise Dale”, have a confederate or American flag, or have a thin blue line hat on.
- No wife beaters! Unless you’re white and have a good explanation.

05/21/2021

This is a satire page for the rapids since they want to be childish on Facebook. There was an old feud between the riviera and them.

05/21/2021

Don’t mind the facilities cleanliness. Our migrant workers are stuck at the border. Shows coming up this week, Auschwitz re-enactment, A live book reading of Mein Kamf, and for the kids we have pin the gas mask on the Jewish boy.

06/11/2020