09/29/2026
We’re a pole dancing coven in the middle of northwest nowhere, OF COURSE people are going to judge us.
The difference now? I just don’t care. So much so I was out in the street burning hand written confessions of ego deaths during the full moon because that’s the level of devotion we do here. And honestly, that fear of judgement was a lot of my own s**t too.
What happens inside these walls is women reclaiming parts of themselves we see plastered all over the fu***ng news as statistics and rage bait at any given day of the week. It’s teachers who shape our youth having a place to be a student for once. It’s moms wearing 55 hats slapping on some b***y shorts instead, for the first time postpartum.
It’s tight, bu****le clenched bodies RELEASING tension through pleasure and play… maybe for the very first time.
It’s the perfectionist eldest daughter take a fu***ng breath or the artist with a dream giving herself an actual baseline to go after it.
And no, you don’t need to have trauma or be a victim of s*xual assault to find a home here at Thrive. But if you’ve ever felt judged for who you are or maybe you’re tired of performing your life…we’re prob the place for you.
I’m done being cute about the monumental shifts that happen when you start moving your body, honoring your feminine and reclaiming the shamed parts of yourself, in this way. Erotic energy has a way of reshaping our whole ass life in a form we actually want.
And I get it.. having what you’ve always desired is scary. But prob not as scary as spending one more year miserable AF. Being at home in your body tends to burns down all the bulls**t in the process. 🔥
The Witchy Beginner experience is happening on Thursday October 29th. It’s THE LAST opportunity to start your journey with us this year without going through the waitlist process.
All anyone in here can tell you is an hour or two a week moving your body will fu***ng change everything. It’s not just science, it’s art and magick too.
Get your fine, mystical, mid life whatever, ass in here. ✨