06/03/2026
If you’ve spent any time around marketing, storytelling, or theater people, you’ve probably heard the phrase “the pope in the pool.” The idea is simple: if you need to sneak information into a story, don’t stop the story to explain it. Put the pope in a swimming pool and let people enjoy the spectacle while they absorb the information.
Which brings us to this distinguished gentleman.
This is a Fowler’s toad, known for looking remarkably like a grumpy potato. Despite appearances, he’s actually a skilled nocturnal hunter and will often return to the same territory year after year. Tonight he was making his rounds through our backyard, doing the important work of keeping the insect population in check while looking mildly inconvenienced by the entire experience.
And while you’re watching a toad wander around a patio, absorbing random amphibian facts you didn’t know you needed, you’ve also accidentally learned that the song playing underneath this video is “Just Behind the Rain” from Yeti or Not: A Bigfoot Musical.
The pope is in the pool. The toad is in the yard. The marketing appears to be working.