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06/23/2026

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This husband learned the hard way that details matter! 😂
A wife calls her husband at work and says:
Wife: "Honey, the Windows won't open!"
Husband: "No problem. Heat up a little cooking oil and pour it on the lock."
Wife: "Really? That'll make it open?"
Husband: "Worth a try!"
Fifteen minutes later, the husband calls back.
Husband: "So... did it work?"
Wife: "Yep, I did exactly what you said."
Husband: "Great! Did the Windows open?"
Wife: "Nope... but now my laptop won't turn on."
Husband: "Wait... WHAT?!"
Wife: "You said to fix the Windows lock!"
Husband: "I meant the house window!"
Wife: "Oh... well, my Windows 11 had a password lock, so I poured hot oil on the keyboard."
Husband: "..."
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Who runs away the fastest on Facebook?
A) Followers 😎
B) Friends 👬
C) Family Members 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
D) Non-Followers 🏃💨😂

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