06/10/2026
I've been trying to teach Spencer to speak English, but without much success:
ME: Spencer, can you say "Hello?"
SPENCER: "Treat."
ME: Close. Listen carefully: Hellooooo.
SPENCER: Treeeeeet.
ME: Start with an "H." Okay buddy? Give it one more try.
SPENCER: Threeet.
ME: Liver or beef?