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03/10/2026

The most useless button on an iPhone

03/09/2026

1. ChatGPT = solve any problem
2. PicWish = remove backgrounds
3. Descript = edit podcasts
4. Perplexity = research anything
5. ElevenLabs = clone voices
6. Gamma = design documents
7. Suno = compose music
8. Runway = edit videos
9. Canva = design graphics
10. RecCloud = summarize YouTube
11. Grammarly = perfect writing

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03/05/2026

The woman who invented the phrase "All guys are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

02/27/2026

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02/23/2026

"Only 8 people have reached the top of Burj Khalifa"

The builders:

Streamer Cheesur is being credited online with providing critical intel that supposedly helped the Mexican Military kill...
02/23/2026

Streamer Cheesur is being credited online with providing critical intel that supposedly helped the Mexican Military kill El Mencho, the leader of CJNG 😳

🚨 Donald Trump is directing the Feds to release information on aliens and UFOs
02/20/2026

🚨 Donald Trump is directing the Feds to release information on aliens and UFOs

02/18/2026

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02/16/2026

The isolated family member is usually the most awakened.

Total COVID-19 Deaths by Country 🦠1. 🇺🇸 USA – 1,219,487 2. 🇧🇷 Brazil – 711,380 3. 🇮🇳 India – 533,570 4. 🇷🇺 Russia – 4...
02/15/2026

Total COVID-19 Deaths by Country 🦠

1. 🇺🇸 USA – 1,219,487
2. 🇧🇷 Brazil – 711,380
3. 🇮🇳 India – 533,570
4. 🇷🇺 Russia – 402,756
5. 🇲🇽 Mexico – 334,958
6. 🇬🇧 UK – 232,112
7. 🇵🇪 Peru – 222,161
8. 🇮🇹 Italy – 196,487
9. 🇩🇪 Germany – 183,027
10. 🇫🇷 France – 167,642
11. 🇮🇩 Indonesia – 162,063
12. 🇮🇷 Iran – 146,811
13. 🇨🇴 Colombia – 143,200
14. 🇦🇷 Argentina – 130,841
15. 🇪🇸 Spain – 121,760
16. 🇵🇱 Poland – 120,598
17. 🇺🇦 Ukraine – 112,418
18. 🇿🇦 South Africa – 102,595
19. 🇹🇷 Turkey – 102,174
20. 🇯🇵 Japan – 74,694
21. 🇷🇴 Romania – 68,929
22. 🇵🇭 Philippines – 66,864
23. 🇨🇱 Chile – 64,497
24. 🇨🇦 Canada – 59,034
25. 🇭🇺 Hungary – 49,048
26. 🇨🇿 Czechia – 43,517
27. 🇻🇳 Vietnam – 43,206
28. 🇧🇬 Bulgaria – 38,748
29. 🇬🇷 Greece – 37,869
30. 🇲🇾 Malaysia – 37,348
31. 🇰🇷 South Korea – 35,934
32. 🇹🇭 Thailand – 34,586
33. 🇧🇪 Belgium – 34,376
34. 🇵🇰 Pakistan – 30,664
35. 🇹🇳 Tunisia – 29,500
36. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh – 29,435
37. 🇵🇹 Portugal – 28,126
38. 🇸🇪 Sweden – 27,407
39. 🇮🇶 Iraq – 25,375
40. 🇪🇬 Egypt – 24,930
41. 🇦🇺 Australia – 24,414
42. 🇳🇱 Netherlands – 22,992
43. 🇦🇹 Austria – 22,542
44. 🇸🇰 Slovakia – 21,224
45. 🇲🇲 Myanmar – 19,400
46. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan – 19,100
47. 🇷🇸 Serbia – 18,400
48. 🇬🇪 Georgia – 17,200
49. 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka – 16,900
50. 🇲🇦 Morocco – 16,300
51. 🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina – 16,200
52. 🇨🇭 Switzerland – 14,452
53. 🇲🇩 Moldova – 12,160
54. 🇳🇵 Nepal – 12,000
55. 🇮🇱 Israel – 12,707
56. 🇫🇮 Finland – 10,300
57. 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan – 10,000
58. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia – 9,530
59. 🇲🇰 North Macedonia – 9,300
60. 🇵🇦 Panama – 8,727
61. 🇦🇲 Armenia – 8,670
62. 🇩🇰 Denmark – 8,300
63. 🇦🇫 Afghanistan – 7,870
64. 🇪🇹 Ethiopia – 7,540
65. 🇩🇿 Algeria – 6,880
66. 🇳🇴 Norway – 5,880
67. 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe – 5,740
68. 🇻🇪 Venezuela – 5,856
69. 🇰🇪 Kenya – 5,689
70. 🇧🇾 Belarus – 5,490

71. 🇨🇳 China – 5,272

72. 🇸🇩 Sudan – 4,230
73. 🇿🇲 Zambia – 4,077
74. 🇺🇬 Uganda – 3,652
75. 🇦🇱 Albania – 3,600
76. 🇲🇼 Malawi – 3,300
77. 🇳🇬 Nigeria – 3,230
78. 🇰🇭 Cambodia – 3,056
79. 🇲🇳 Mongolia – 2,120
80. 🇲🇿 Mozambique – 2,200
81. 🇽🇰 Kosovo – 2,200
82. 🇦🇪 UAE – 2,302
83. 🇸🇬 Singapore – 2,024
84. 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan – 1,650
85. 🇦🇴 Angola – 1,900
86. 🇰🇬 Kyrgyzstan – 1,540
87. 🇷🇼 Rwanda – 1,500
88. 🇹🇿 Tanzania – 846
89. 🇶🇦 Qatar – 702
90. 🇹🇯 Tajikistan – 524
91. 🇲🇻 Maldives – 316
92. 🇱🇦 Laos – 210
93. 🇧🇮 Burundi – 50
94. 🇧🇹 Bhutan – 21

Source: Worldometer, as of last updated.

02/12/2026

Africa will be the next India.

India will be the next China.

China will be the next US.

USA will be next ?

02/08/2026

If you are a dev and have interacted with Codex...You know is is over but not over at the same time because you can become a better person in what you do. Devs must now be creative in many ways. Nobody believed this, but AI can now code better than humans!

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