Sticky Dave Show

Sticky Dave Show Dave is just a stick. But he has opinions. 😐🎤

07/19/2026

A white guy asked me why Black people
use the word m*therf**ker so much. 😐

I said because it's a noun.

It describes a person.
A place.
A thing. 💀

Let me demonstrate. 😐

"You seen that m*therf**kin Bobby?
That m*therf*cker owe me
35 m*therf**kin dollars.

Said he'd pay my m*therf**kin
money last m*therf**kin week.

Called this m*therf*cker
four m*therf**kin times.
Won't call me back.

Called his mama.
She said he went in.

I started to cuss her
m*therf**kin ass out
but I don't want no
m*therf**kin trouble.

But the next m*therf**kin time
I see this m*therf*cker
and he ain't got my
m*therf**kin money —

I'm busting his m*therf**kin head.

And I'm out this m*therf*cker." 😐💀

Noun. Every single time.
Bobby owes $35. 😐

Drop 😐 if you understood
every word perfectly
Drop 💀 if Bobby needs to pay up
Drop 💰 if you know a Bobby 👇

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07/19/2026

Someone convinced Black people
that ginger ale is medicine.

I want to meet that person. 😐

It is SODA.

And you want to know what's not
in ginger ale?

GINGER. 😐💀

My friend Harry has had a messed
up knee for over 10 YEARS.

I know it's his meniscus.
I know it is. 😐

Harry says he slept wrong.
Just needs to loosen up.

His boy S***k goes —
"You need to drink some ginger ale."

Harry goes — "Word?" 💀

Drinks the ginger ale.
Stands up slowly.

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I feel that." 😐

Harry.
Your meniscus is torn.
The ginger ale did nothing.
You are lying to yourself. 💀

Drop 😐 if ginger ale was
medicine in your house
Drop 🥤 if you've been Harry
Drop 💀 if S***k's advice
has ever worked on you 👇

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07/19/2026

Why do we bury people in suits? 😐

That is my FINAL rest.
Not a job interview.
Not a board meeting.
My last sleep. Ever. 💀

And we have it completely backwards.

Babies are born and we immediately
wrap them in pajamas and blankets.

But we bury grown adults
in formal wear. 😐

It should be the other way around.

Babies should come out in suits.
First impressions are everything.
You just arrived. Look professional. 👔

And when I die?
Pajamas. Big old tiger blanket.
That's it. That's the look. 😐💀

And don't tell me it's a goofy thought
because think about this —

Two newborn babies right now.
Twins even.

One in a suit.
One in pajamas.

Which one do you respect more? 😐

Sweet Pea Pond Baby?
Or 401K Baby? 💀

Drop 😐 if you want pajamas
at your funeral
Drop 👔 if the suit makes sense
Drop 💀 if 401K Baby won
your respect immediately 👇

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07/15/2026

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07/12/2026

Superman could only be white. 😐

Only a white man keeps
superpowers a secret.

A Black dude with superpowers?

In the break room immediately — 😐

"Yo. Check this out.
I know it don't look like it.
But I'm Superman bro." 💀

Zero seconds of secrecy.
Zero. 😐

And Black girls already think
their boyfriends are superheroes
ANYWAY.

You ever watch how fearless
a Black girl gets the second
her boyfriend is around? 😐

6'10". 300 pounds of pure muscle.

"Get him baby." 💀

She has never thrown a single punch
in her entire life but suddenly
she is unstoppable. 😐

Because baby is right there.

Drop 😐 if you'd tell everyone
about your superpowers immediately
Drop 💀 if you've been "get him baby"
Drop 🦸 if your boyfriend is
Superman apparently 👇

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07/12/2026

You have never seen a missing
Black wife. Never. 😐

You know why?

Because you cannot kill
a Black woman. 💀

They are the hardest thing
on this planet to eliminate.

And they KNOW it.
That's why they act like that. 😐

Point anything at a Black woman
and she will look you dead in the eye —

"First of all. Forget you
and that little thing.
Ain't nobody scared.
Go ahead.
But you still a b*tch though." 😐💀

And even if something happened?

"And I'm back." 👑

Girlfriends right behind her —
"He thought she was gone." 💀

Black women are fully unkillable
and they have known this
their entire lives. 😐

Drop 😐 if you know a woman
built like this
Drop 💀 if "and I'm back"
is your spirit animal
Drop 👑 if you are this woman 👇

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07/12/2026

Not one woman wants her man
having fun without her.

Not. One. 😐

You're out with the boys.
Nothing wrong happening.
Best night of your life. 🎉

She calls. You pick up.

She hears fun in the background. 😐

"Hey shut up Steve—"
"No I ain't taking another shot—"
"Hey hey hey—"

Dead silence on the phone. 💀

"Do you boo boo."

That's it. That's the end. 😐

You get home later —

"Every time I call you always laughing.
What is UP with you?
You laughing at my stretch marks?" 😐💀

Sir. Steve was being funny.
Steve had nothing to do
with the stretch marks.

Steve was just there. 💀

Drop 😐 if "do you boo boo"
ended your night
Drop 💀 if Steve got you in trouble
Drop 📱 if fun in the background
has started a fight 👇

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07/12/2026

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07/05/2026

I have been acting like I don't
like white people for 40 years. 😐

But only in front of Black people.

When Black people aren't around?

I am white. 😐💀

You can call me whatever you want.
But I'm telling you the truth
about what happens when
y'all aren't looking.

Black people put PRESSURE on you
to be racist. 😐

I wasn't even racist this whole time.

Every time I almost slipped —
a Black person would walk up —

"You alright?" 😐

And just like that I was
racist again. 💀

I have been peer pressured
into racism for four decades.

Drop 😐 if you understand
the pressure
Drop 💀 if you've been
caught being too friendly
Drop 😇 if you're also white
when nobody's watching 👇

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07/05/2026

Homeless people were different
when I was a kid. 😐

Back then it was just a bum.
A wino. Somebody down on their luck.

Now? 💀

Full Shutter Island energy outside.
People having full conversations
with trees. 😐

You're sitting there eating
Eggs Benedict and this man
is looking through an imaginary
porthole at your cabbage. 💀

And back in the day?

You could only be crazy outside
for 15 minutes MAX. 😐

A van would pull up.
Two men in nurse outfits would
calmly walk out —

"Hey buddy. How's it going?
You're making a lot of racket.
Why don't you try this shirt on?" 😐

"How come the sleeves are so long?"

"Because we're tying your arms
behind your back.
Because you're out of your mind." 💀

That was the whole system.
It worked. 😐

Drop 😐 if the van needs to
come back
Drop 💀 if you've eaten near
a Shutter Island situation
Drop 🚐 if you miss the van 👇

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