Ryan Patrick Welsh

05/12/2026

somewhere in new york a suspiciously large woman screams. thanks 📸

05/09/2026

THREE NIGHTS ONLY IN NYC. May 14 - 16 @ 9:30pm at . Tickets can be bought through the link in my bio! ***r ***raf

05/07/2026

had a fab time at gala! thanks to for the 📸

04/28/2026

𝗦**, 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽, 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸 ’𝗡 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗬𝗖!⁣
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After many years in the Bay Area and a successful 3 week run at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The 8th Best Legs in San Francisco (Ryan Patrick Welsh) is bringing their flashy, ‘one-woman-six-person’ show to The Tank in New York City! 🌃 ⁣
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Catch one of San Francisco’s most outlandish performers dazzling audiences with a night of high-octane camp, a heap of bad taste, and a surprising vulnerability. Featuring dazzling diva duo The K*ntz! and all star rock band The Gruntz!, buckle up for a night of audacious entertainment as Ryan Patrick dishes on their life as a non-binary horndog & “lady of the evening”. 🫦 ⁣
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𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 💥 ⁣
The May 14th - Sat May 16th⁣
9:30pm⁣
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The Tank ⁣
312 W 36th, NYC⁣
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Tickets available at link in bio!⁣
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04/28/2026

𝗦**, 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽, 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸 ’𝗡 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗬𝗖!⁣
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After many years in the Bay Area and a successful 3 week run at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The 8th Best Legs in San Francisco (Ryan Patrick Welsh) is bringing their flashy, ‘one-woman-six-person’ show to The Tank in New York City! 🌃 ⁣
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Catch one of San Francisco’s most outlandish performers dazzling audiences with a night of high-octane camp, a heap of bad taste, and a surprising vulnerability. Featuring dazzling diva duo The K*ntz! and all star rock band The Gruntz!, buckle up for a night of audacious entertainment as Ryan Patrick dishes on their life as a non-binary horndog & “lady of the evening”. 🫦 ⁣
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𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 💥 ⁣
The May 14th - Sat May 16th⁣
9:30pm⁣
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The Tank⁣
312 W 36th, NYC⁣
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𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗼!⁣
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Photos by ⁣
Poster by
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S*x, Camp, Rock 'N Roll - A show that touches people, and then they touch themselves

04/28/2026

𝗦**, 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽, 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸 ’𝗡 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗬𝗖!⁣
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After many years in the Bay Area and a successful 3 week run at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The 8th Best Legs in San Francisco (Ryan Patrick Welsh) is bringing their flashy, ‘one-woman-six-person’ show to The Tank in New York City! 🌃 ⁣
⁣
Catch one of San Francisco’s most outlandish performers dazzling audiences with a night of high-octane camp, a heap of bad taste, and a surprising vulnerability. Featuring dazzling diva duo The K*ntz! and all star rock band The Gruntz!, buckle up for a night of audacious entertainment as Ryan Patrick dishes on their life as a non-binary horndog & “lady of the evening”. 🫦 ⁣
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𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 💥 ⁣
The May 14th - Sat May 16th⁣
9:30pm⁣
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The Tank⁣
312 W 36th, NYC⁣
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𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗼!⁣
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Photos by ⁣
Poster by
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04/28/2026

𝗦**, 𝗖𝗮𝗺𝗽, 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸 ’𝗡 𝗥𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗬𝗖!⁣
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After many years in the Bay Area and a successful 3 week run at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, The 8th Best Legs in San Francisco (Ryan Patrick Welsh) is bringing their flashy, ‘one-woman-six-person’ show to The Tank in New York City! 🌃 ⁣
⁣
Catch one of San Francisco’s most outlandish performers dazzling audiences with a night of high-octane camp, a heap of bad taste, and a surprising vulnerability. Featuring dazzling diva duo The K*ntz! and all star rock band The Gruntz!, buckle up for a night of audacious entertainment as Ryan Patrick dishes on their life as a non-binary horndog & “lady of the evening”. 🫦 ⁣
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𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 💥 ⁣
The May 14th - Sat May 16th⁣
9:30pm⁣
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The Tank⁣ ()
312 W 36th, NYC⁣
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𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗼!⁣
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Photos by ⁣
Poster by
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04/25/2026

blonde leading the blonde 👱🏼‍♀️

04/13/2026

SCRR Fun(d)raiser⁣
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You’re invited!⁣
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Did you know that we’re bringing S**, Camp, Rock ’N Roll to New York City!? In just a little over a month, we will take to the stage at The Tank () to bring a whole new level of bad taste to that bastion of culture! ⁣
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But bringing a team of 8 to NYC is no small feat for an indie artist such as myself, so we’re turning to the community to help smooth the financial reality of housing, travel, and that pesky reality of eating! ⁣
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So, you’re invited to our Fun(d)raiser this weekend on 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬, 𝗔𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗟 𝟭𝟵𝘁𝗵 at 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼 () from 𝟲 - 𝟭𝟬𝗽𝗺. We’ll be slinging booze, , and I will be performing songs that have long since been cut from the show (anyone remember Black Velvet!?), feature a song or two from our other, other K*ntz! (.wem_ & Adria) and then we’ll be finishing off the night with a fabulous open piano bar led by our music director !⁣
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Also, did I mention that Oasis Arts () is sponsoring our fun(d)raiser so all your donations will be tax free write off!? It’s a beautiful full circle moment as Oasis Arts gave me the inaugural Artist in Residence at Oasis back in 2022, which allowed me to continue to develop this chaotic, q***r fantasia. ⁣
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You can find the link to the partiful for our fundraiser in bio along with the GiveButter page for donating. If you can’t attend, you’re still more than welcome to donate and be part of bringing this little show that won’t quit onto the next leg of its journey!⁣
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Ryan Patrick⁣
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04/10/2026

ashes to ashes, beige to beige