Human Horse Races

10/19/2026

🚨 LAST CALL FOR VIP! 🚨

Tonight’s your final chance to grab $50 off a VIP Lounge ticket with code VIPNOW
Sale ends at MIDNIGHT! ⏰

🍽️ Free food
🍹 Free drinks
🐎 Front-row views of the most ridiculous race in NOLA

You deserve to watch human horses racing, with class.
Grab your ticket now! Link in bio!

10/19/2026

The best tradition in New Orleans 🤡💃🎠

More info in bio

10/17/2026

🫧 is back!

Bringing her giant bubble magic to delight kids and grown-ups. Come play! Joy is for everyone.

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10/16/2026

We'd like to proudly announce that this year we will be supporting Greeno Equine Sanctuary once more and donating to their good work. exists because too many horses are discarded when they’re no longer profitable or convenient. Whether they’re retired racehorses, abandoned companions, or animals rescued from neglect, Greeno steps in to do the hard work.
Offering these horses a second chance at life. With compassion and consistency, they provide the medical care, nourishment, and a stable (no pun intended 😛) environment each animal deserves. It’s not glamorous work, but it’s deeply necessary. Every horse that finds safety at Greeno is treated like family, and their mission ensures that no horse is forgotten, mistreated, or left behind.

10/15/2026

🏁 Race Sign-Ups are FREE! 🏁

Ready to run? Here’s how it works:
✅ Adult Races and Family Races are free to register!
✅ All registration happens day-of at the event. (No online or early sign-ups!)
✅ It’s first come, first serve, so if you know you want to race, arrive early to grab your spot at the track!

There are limited spots per race, and once they’re full, that’s it! So come early, sign up, and get ready to gallop for glory! 🌟

🎟️ Ticket link to attend HHR is available at the link in our bio 🎟️

10/15/2026

👗🐎 From sequins to sweatpants, corsets to clown suits- there’s no wrong way to show up at HHR!

But if you show up looking your absolute best, you ~might~ just trot away with one of our 4 costume contest trophies! 🏆👑

10/14/2026

Its only a matter of time we phase out work horses (and mules) in cities!

After 168 years, New York City is moving to ban horse-drawn carriage rides in Central Park. Here's what led to the historic decision: http://www.wwltv.com/article/news/nation-world/new-york-city-central-park-horse-drawn-carriage-ban/507-0b354317-2f78-4165-af7b-6836d21c3267?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_WWLTV

10/14/2026

A little BTS from our latest HHR shoot 👀🐴

Huge thank you to for bringing the madness to life and for helping us wrangle the chaos behind the scenes. Y’all crushed it. 🏇🎥

More coming soon…

10/13/2026

🏇✨ One Week Left to Go VIP! ✨🏇

Want the best seats in the house, free food, AND drinks?
Treat yourself to the HHR VIP Lounge - where the snacks are flowing, the view is unbeatable, and your glitter stays intact (mostly).

🎟️ Use code VIPNOW for $50 OFF
📅 Offer ends in ONE WEEK! Don’t sleep on it!

Link in bio to grab your VIP pass and watch the madness in style.

07/06/2026

We had an amazing time this week filming our new social media campaign at the WYES studio! 

Keep your eyes on our stables in the coming months..... There’s plenty more content coming your way 👀