01/06/2026
🚕🤣Played Taxi Life today and… wow. What did I learn?
Don’t be a taxi driver. And definitely don’t be around other human beings. Humans are DLC I did NOT ask for 😭😂.
So here I am cruising through Barcelola (yes, Barcelola — because my driving skills are so bad the city deserves a new name), and I pick up this passenger who casually tells me she runs a lingerie company 💋🛍️.
Naturally, I try to be charming…
Naturally, she shuts me down faster than my cab shuts off when I forget to put it in park 💀🚕.
But hey — at least she didn’t jump out of the moving vehicle.
That’s what we call progress in my taxi career 😅🔥.
Since I modded the game for VR, every passenger has lore, personality, and enough attitude to keep me humble