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Here it is, Kroakers! You guys have spoken. And this week's Takeover is happening this Saturday at TNT's!I do very much ...
09/04/2026

Here it is, Kroakers! You guys have spoken. And this week's Takeover is happening this Saturday at TNT's!

I do very much wish I would be here to attend, but the hubby and I are desperate for some one on one time, and I sadly will have to miss out. But don’t fret my loves, I will be available for next weekend's event!

I have had the pleasure of singing at TNT's once, and I was not displeased! It has a great sound (and im working with the owner on improving said sound, but people dont listen to me very often). I truly hope as many Kroakers as possible can show up and show TNT's who we are and what we are made of!

Also, I have some small gifts for all of you, something in the process of being made! Don't get too excited, it isnt a million dollars or anything...but for me, it is a reminder of where we came from, us as we are, the messes we create and love each other for. I'm not sure how long the fabrication will take, but i will let you know as soon as it's done, and I will tell everyone that if they want their own gift, they must be present at a future Takeover or show (once I finally get them going). The upfront quantity will be limited, but i can always have more made!

I love every single one of you awesome nerds!

Have the most amazing time this Saturday at TNT's!!

How are things, Kroakers?New Music Saturday has arrived, and once again, I've picked out several new songs to import int...
08/29/2026

How are things, Kroakers?

New Music Saturday has arrived, and once again, I've picked out several new songs to import into the system! I grabbed a few brand-new ones, as well as a couple from the very bottom of my email list. The oldest ones deserve a chance to make it into the system too! They've waited patiently long enough. πŸ˜‚

As always, if you have any requests, send them my way, and I will do my best to work them in!

Tonight is our Kroaker Takeover at Vern's Lounge in Caldwell, and I'm super excited to get to see everyone again! I haven't been to Vern's in years, so I honestly have no idea what to expect, but I can't wait to find out together!

This afternoon, I will be completely setting up my entire karaoke system so I can test out the sound and volume, gauge whether there is anything else I might need (aside from two more speakers, but those are going to have to be a future purchase), and really crank the thing up in my living room to make sure the quality is what we're all looking for.

I am not in the business of making anyone sing their heart out to a quiet karaoke system! If you're going to embarrass yourself in front of a room full of people, you deserve to be heard, dammit! πŸ˜‚

My final update is that setting up at TNT's is going to be put on hold for a while. The owner is now wanting to wait until October before working anything out, and while I am disappointed about that, I may have something else in the works. πŸ‘€

I won't know anything for sure until Sunday evening, though, so I'm not going to get ahead of myself. I'll keep you updated on any changes or news as I get it!

In the meantime, provided I'm happy with the way the system sounds after today's test run, I'll be working on arranging some Kroaker Only karaoke parties reserved for just us!

Also, if anyone is willing to host one of these parties at their home, in their backyard, garage, etc., send me a message and let me know! We can work together to figure out dates and times and get some karaoke nights on the calendar while I continue figuring out what comes next.

I love all you awesome nerds!

See you tonight at Vern's Lounge!

Here it is, Kroakers!You guys voted, and Vern's Tavern won nearly hands down!So join me this Saturday for our next Kroak...
08/28/2026

Here it is, Kroakers!

You guys voted, and Vern's Tavern won nearly hands down!

So join me this Saturday for our next Kroakers Takeover, and let's show the Treasure Valley what we are made of!

Bring your voice, bring your energy, bring your spirit, but leave the drama!

I love all you awesome nerds!

See you this Saturday at Vern's Tavern!

Hey there, Kroakers!Yes, I'm fully aware of how quiet I've been.No, I'm not ghosting you! πŸ˜‚Most of you know my husband's...
08/23/2026

Hey there, Kroakers!

Yes, I'm fully aware of how quiet I've been.

No, I'm not ghosting you! πŸ˜‚

Most of you know my husband's birthday was on the 20th, and I took him camping up in Idaho City for the last week and a half. We had an absolutely amazing time, got home yesterday afternoon, and by the time we unloaded the dogs and remembered what indoor plumbing felt like, we were DONE. I couldn't bring myself to do a damn bit of Kroaker Army work until today.

Which means...

New Music Saturday is officially a week and a day late.

I'm sorry!! Don't yell at me! I do that enough!

Anyway, I'm back at it, using my hard-earned dollars to continue feeding the ever-growing musical monster that is our karaoke library, bringing in new songs for all of my favorite people to sing while, as always, still taking any requests you guys might have.

And I can already hear some of you. "Monster, you don't even have a system."

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT!

Because Cookie and I put our heads together, did some research, probably stared at way too many listings and posts, and somehow managed to figure this s**t out. And I am SO STINKIN' EXCITED to announce that I now have ALMOST everything I need to start back up!

This past week, microphones, a mixer, the majority of the cables I need, and a pair of brand-new speakers all arrived on my doorstep. My amp should be arriving this afternoon, and once it gets here, we're going to hook this Frankenstein's monster of wires and expensive boxes together and see if we can make beautiful karaoke noises come out of it.

Or blow a breaker. One of those things.

Assuming everything works (and everybody cross your damn fingers for me) all I'll need after that are a few more cables and a couple of TVs, and I'll officially have what I need to start setting up some KROAKER-ONLY KARAOKE SESSIONS while I figure out exactly what the future of this whole crazy adventure is going to look like. So definitely keep an eye on this page, because there are some things brewing.

And speaking of things brewing... I wanted to wait until everything was completely set in stone before saying anything about this next part, but apparently patience is a virtue I was not blessed with, and I'm way too excited about the possibility of getting behind a microphone with all of you again.

So...

There is a very large possibility that yours truly will be running karaoke at TNT's on Saturday nights.

The owner is ready to go. There is just one more person I need to talk to, and ultimately it's going to come down to whether they'll allow me to run my usual system instead of Karafun. If we can get that worked out, TNT's may very well become my new Saturday night haunt.

And I REALLY hope you guys are as excited about that possibility as I am.

I personally love the space, the acoustics in that room are top tier, and I'll be working with the owner to bring in a second speaker so we can really fill the room with sound without having to crank everything to eleven and make the rest of the bar wonder why the hell they ever let us in there.

I just gotta get her to trust me first. 🀞🏼

Which, admittedly, is a questionable decision on her part, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there. πŸ˜‚

Seriously, though, I have greatly missed every single one of you, and I cannot wait until we're all together again. And while we wait to see what happens with TNT's, I'm not done with the Kroaker Takeovers yet! So check back Monday for our next Takeover poll, cast your vote, and let's make this coming weekend one giant, loud, obnoxious, gloriously chaotic Kroaker reunion.

I've been gone long enough. It's time to make some noise again. 😈

I love all you awesome nerds! πŸ’š

Hey there, Kroakers!While 11th Frame Lounge wasn't exactly my favorite place, I still had a lot of fun getting the chanc...
08/09/2026

Hey there, Kroakers!

While 11th Frame Lounge wasn't exactly my favorite place, I still had a lot of fun getting the chance to hang out with everyone again! The KJ was very nice, and she did a great job keeping the rotation moving, especially considering how long that sucker got.

But! The actual reason for this post... I didn't get any input on my last post about how everyone wants to handle the next two Saturdays, and since I'm leaving it up to all of you, I figured I'd ask again before I just assume everyone has chosen anarchy.

As I mentioned before, I'll be up in Idaho City for the next two weeks, so I won't be here in the valley for our usual Takeovers. That doesn't mean you guys can't keep them going without me, though!

So basically, I just need an answer to one very simple question:

DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO PUT UP ANOTHER VOTE THIS WEEK?

If you want to keep the Takeovers going, I'll happily set everything up and let you guys vote on where to descend upon next. If you'd rather take a couple weeks off and do your own thing, that's perfectly fine too. I just need to know whether I'm making a poll or sitting in the mountains minding my own damn business. πŸ˜‚

And don't forget, if any of you are so inclined, Harley's Pub in Idaho City is hosting karaoke again this Saturday, the 15th!

And THIS time, Steve is going to have all the music I had at Valhalla, PLUS all the new songs I posted yesterday.

So...yeah.

Guess where my ass is gonna be. 😏🎀

If anybody wants to make the trip up and join me, I would absolutely love to have you!

Also...

CAMPING!

You know...if you can get away. πŸ˜‰ We're going to be up there anyway, there's room, and I'm certainly not going to complain about having more of my favorite weirdos hanging around a campfire with me.

So let me know what you guys want to do about next weekend! Vote or no vote?

Alright, I love you awesome nerds! πŸ’šπŸŽ€

How's your Saturday, Kroakers?!It's been a while since I've done this. So why am I doing it now?Because I'M NOT GIVING U...
08/08/2026

How's your Saturday, Kroakers?!

It's been a while since I've done this. So why am I doing it now?

Because I'M NOT GIVING UP!

That's right, my little psychos. This Saturday marks the return of NEW MUSIC SATURDAY!

I've got some ideas rattling around inside this wild little mind of mine (which is always a dangerous thing) and some plans slowly working their way into existence, so I figured it was high time I started stepping up my game again.

I went through my ever-growing list of songs to get and picked out several new ones, along with a few requests and a couple songs I already had but desperately needed better versions of because, frankly, some karaoke tracks sound like they were recorded inside a microwave in 2007.

I also took the liberty of giving the Canva project I use for the New Music list a little facelift to reflect this new era in our Kroaker lives. Eventually, I'll create something entirely new, but for now, the slight makeover will suffice. She's doing her best. We don't judge her.

Now, before anybody gets TOO excited, keep in mind that even though I have the new music, I'm not quite at the point where I have a new system yet.

I've got a few of you helping me sniff out some speakers, because I know exactly enough about speakers to know what kind of hookup I need...and that's about where my expertise packs its bags and leaves the building. πŸ˜‚

As for the rest of the equipment, I've got the major pieces sitting patiently in my Amazon cart, staring at me with their judgmental little price tags. Unfortunately, my bank account has looked at said price tags and responded with something along the lines of, "HAHAHAHAHAHA. No."

So I'm also looking into some temporary options to at least get the ball rolling while I save up enough to get everything I actually want. I'm on the hunt for a portable TV or monitor with a stand, and I'm also considering a projector and screen for our traveling adventures.

So fear not! Monster is still on the hunt! I may not have a system yet, but I have stubbornness, terrifying amounts of determination, and access to Facebook Marketplace. We'll get there.

In the meantime, don't forget about our TAKEOVER TONIGHT at 11th Frame Lounge inside Nampa Bowl! Karaoke is scheduled to start at 9 PM, and as I've mentioned before, I plan on getting there a little early so we can hopefully claim some good seats together.

But before I disappear into the abyss of all the crap I still need to get done today, I have one little announcement.

The next two Saturdays are going to look a little different.

I'll be taking my husband camping in Idaho City for his birthday, so I won't be here in the valley to participate in the Kroaker Takeovers. HOWEVER...this does not mean Monster is taking a vacation from karaoke. Let's not get ridiculous.

While I'm up there, I'll be meeting with Steve, the KJ from Harley's Pub, and helping him update his system with our music. And fortunately for me, he's hosting karaoke again at Harley's on Saturday the 15th.

Only this time, he's going to have a MUCH better selection of music!

If you get what I'm saying.

Do you...

Do you get what I'm saying?

I'm saying he's going to have OUR music! πŸ˜‚ (Probably didn't have to explain it... Remember, we don't judge!)

So yes, I fully intend to spend that Saturday happily reunited with some of the songs I've been missing like they're long-lost appendages I lost doing something stupid and have somehow miraculously been reattached.

And if any of you want to come join me in Idaho City, you are πŸ‘πŸΌMORE πŸ‘πŸΌ than πŸ‘πŸΌ welcome! If you feel like making a whole adventure out of it and camping with us, there's plenty of room for that too. We'll be up there from August 13th through the 22nd, so you can come whenever you want, stay however long you want, and escape back to civilization whenever you've had enough of trees, dirt, campfires, and whatever nonsense we're inevitably getting ourselves into.

For those of you staying here in the valley, though, I'm going to leave the next two Saturdays up to you guys.

There is absolutely no reason a Kroaker Takeover can't still happen just because I'm off gallivanting through the Idaho wilderness. Contrary to what my ego occasionally whispers to me, you are all perfectly capable of existing without me. πŸ˜‚

So tell me what you want to do!

We can keep the voting system going for those two weeks, and I'll still make the posts while I'm up there so you guys can vote and descend upon the winning venues accordingly. OR you guys can take those two weekends to do your own thing, cause whatever chaos you see fit, and we'll resume our regularly scheduled Takeovers once I get back.

Leave me a comment and let me know which way you want to handle it so I know what I need to do on my end.

Alright. That's enough rambling out of me. I've got things to do today, and we all know I could sit here and keep talking to you people until sometime next Thursday.

I love all you awesome nerds!

See you tonight at 11th Frame Lounge! πŸ’šπŸŽ€

Alright my little minions.....I mean KROAKERS!*Ahem!* Sorry, wrong meeting. The evil mastermind agenda is tomorrow.Anywa...
08/07/2026

Alright my little minions...
..I mean KROAKERS!

*Ahem!* Sorry, wrong meeting. The evil mastermind agenda is tomorrow.

Anyway!

The votes are in, and for the second week in a row you've all looked at the options and collectively said, "Nah, we're trying this one again."

Last weekend, Nampa Bowl decided that electricity was optional and threw a power outage into our plans. We rolled with it, ended up having an awesome night anyway, and proved that we're apparently capable of taking over just about anywhere. But I still think 11th Frame Lounge deserves the takeover it was supposed to get, and judging by the votes, so do all of you.

So this Saturday, August 8th, we're giving it another shot!

Our next Kroaker Takeover will be at 11th Frame Lounge inside Nampa Bowl. Karaoke starts at 9:00 PM, but I'll be getting there a little early to claim as many seats as possible. If you'd like to sit with the rest of the Army instead of sending us awkward eye contact from three tables away, try to get there a little early too!

For everyone who filled out a page in the Lughnasadh Remembrance Book last Saturday, thank you. Even though the evening didn't unfold the way it was originally meant to, that little book became a small remnant of what the celebration was supposed to be, and I'm so grateful so many of you chose to be part of it.

Over the next little while, I'd like to share some of the memories that were written in its pages. Before I do, I'll be changing or removing any details that could identify either the writer or the person being remembered. The point of that book was to keep those memories alive, and if they were important enough to be written down, then the love behind them deserves to be shared.

If you happen to recognize your own entry and you'd like to comment that it was yours, or even share the name of the person you were remembering, you're absolutely welcome to do so. If you'd rather remain anonymous and simply smile knowing their memory continues on, that's perfectly okay too.

Alright, Kroakers...

Let's give 11th Frame Lounge the takeover it missed last weekend. Let's sing, laugh, cheer each other on, and probably convince at least one innocent bystander that we're either the most wholesome cult they've ever seen... or the loudest family reunion in Idaho.

Oh, and one more thing...

Sometime in the next few weeks I may have an announcement. I can't promise anything just yet, but if it all comes together, I think you're all going to be pretty excited.

Until then, keep doing what you do best.

Keep supporting one another, no matter what the endeavor. Keep the Kroaker spirit alive with the hearts that are the backbone of this community. Keep being unapologetically yourselves.

And keep making me ridiculously proud to call you my people.

I love ALL you awesome nerds.

See you Saturday at 11th Frame Lounge!

08/05/2026

So let me ask everyone a question...

I need some engagement here, so I would really value your comments and opinions on this one.

Where are your LEAST favorite places to sing, and why? And on the opposing side, where are your favorite places to sing?

I want to use these opinions to really lock down the places we feature for a vote, as well as what makes these venues a plus or minus on your list. (I might have an ulterior motive of trying to make sure I never run another show where I make someone upset, but we all know I would never do that πŸ™ƒ)

So give me your opinions here so that I can do my best to keep the Kroakers alive and engaged until we get back on our feet. And don't forget to cast your vote for this Saturday's Takeover!

I love all you awesome nerds!

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