03/13/2026
Ladies and gentlemen — start your screams: Kreepy Karts have arrived on the scene!
Today, on Friday the 13th, I’m announcing the birth of this new IP — a little funhouse of terror I dreamed up while staring at my retro Jason Voorhies figure that looms over my bench. I was actually working on the Mario karts I released earlier this week when the idea hit: what if kart racing met late‑night horror and vintage Nintendo vibes? Welcome to that weird, wonderful mashup.
First run is small, weird, and exactly how I like it: Terrifier Clown Kart (black, white, blood red), Freddys Dream Kart (burnt red + green), and NES Jason Kart (retro purple + turquoise). Each one is hand‑finished and made in tiny batches so every piece has its own personality. This is the beta batch — limited, messy, and full of heart.
I’ve been quietly obsessed with this for months and I’m so hyped to finally share it with you. If you want to snag one head over to my shop on Etsy:
https://thewizardgamers.etsy.com
Welcome to the funhouse.