Achtoonbaby

03/12/2026

Happy birthday to Adam! Daffodils are his favorite flower, and that inspired PJ to write the poem "Carrying The Sun" and Kelly to paint a picture that is at least 50% yellow. Painting based on a photo by fandom legend Pradip Patel.

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/carryingthesun

U2

02/21/2026

New! PJ and Kelly express the shock and awe they felt earlier this week in their review of U2's "Days of Ash."

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/hallelu2jah

PJ Evans DeGenaro Kelly Eddington

12/07/2025

If you'd like to order a U2 print or merch item from Achtoonbaby, now is the time!

My prints are available in a variety of sizes and formats, and you can have my watercolors on lots of items including tote bags, t-shirts, puzzles, and even shower curtains (why?? but you can).

Each one is printed to order, so you're going to have to allow a few days for that to happen. Swipe to see shipping deadlines, and I'd like to send a big THANK YOU to everyone who's already discovered my new print site!

https://kelly-eddington.pixels.com/collections/u2

11/29/2025

I have a new print shop, and you can buy art prints and items such as puzzles, cards, ornaments, bags, etc, in one place.

💥✨This includes U2 prints and merch✨💥
💥✨ for the first time ever!✨💥

Link below, and please know that a lot of these items are on sale this week, priced as marked.

Do I make a lot of money on each sale? No. But do I have to print my images on dozens of different sized items, deal with payments, pack them up, and, like, drive 15 miles to the nearest post office every time somebody wants something? ALSO NO. Please consider supporting an independent artist who is definitely not a billionaire this holiday season. Thank you!

https://kelly-eddington.pixels.com/

11/24/2025

Fake Edge and Fake Myself have returned to answer your questions! In our column titled "Healthy Sexuality," we have tips on how to weather cold and flu season, along with exciting news about a Joshua Tree sexual wellness retreat.--Fake Bono

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae/dear-bae-volume-26-healthy-sexuality

11/16/2025

Kelly's recent brush with mortality and a deleted video inspired her new Achtoon: "Lost and Found Edges." Contains six minimalist U2 paintings and a valuable MRI survival tip!

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/cartoons/episode-15lost-and-found-edges

U2 PJ Evans DeGenaro Kelly Eddington

11/04/2025

Please wish PJ a very happy birthday! This beautiful, hilarious, and poetic spitfire is the Bono to my Edge, and I’m so glad she’s been my collaborator on Achtoonbaby for the past 5 years. It wouldn’t be anywhere near as much fun without her! Love you, Peej.—K

PJ Evans DeGenaro Kelly Eddington

10/31/2025

Help Larry decide what to do on his 64th birthdee!

“Ouchy Wrists—A Birthday Piece by Fake Larry,” starring PJ as Fake Larry, is new on the site!

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/ouchy-wrists

U2 PJ Evans DeGenaro Kelly Eddington

08/07/2025

"You may now claim the Guinness / And the Parks, both Phoenix and Croke."

PJ writes and Kelly paints about Edge on his birthday (and surprise citizenship)!

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/citizenship

Painting based on a reference photo by the wonderful Joe Ahorro.

U2 Kelly Eddington PJ Evans DeGenaro

07/25/2025

"He’s doing open-soul surgery!"
"His gender is Bono!"

Enjoy these and other excellent Bono insights from a minty-fresh mini MacPhisto named Hayley St. James. New-ish to the fandom, Hayley talks with PJ about Our Man (among other things).

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/hayleystjames

06/24/2025

"Beloved readers! Fake Edge and Fake Myself are back with another blockbuster column, where we address the following issues: Edge's memoir, a startling Eno revelation, and my INCANDESCENT RAGE. Join us, won't you?"--Fake Bono

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae/dear-bae-volume-25-fight

Kelly Eddington U2 PJ Evans DeGenaro

Welcome to our little advice column! You really can ask us (almost) anything, but please note: Dear BaE is written by two people who wish to remain anonymous, for entertainment purposes only. Neither Bono nor Edge are involved in any way except as they exist in our tiny little brains. No Bo

06/02/2025

"Imagine taking a class with the coolest teacher on earth."--PJ
"I WILL JOIN YOUR RELIGION."--Kelly

PJ reviews Stories of Surrender and Kelly reviews Bono's Esquire photos! They are the first people to mention things like shin length and dog behavior during Our Man's unprecedented media blitz.

https://www.achtoonbaby.com/blog-3/bonomoviestar

Illustration by Kelly based on a photo by Beth Nabi.

U2 PJ Evans DeGenaro Kelly Eddington