Broken Blackhawk - Comedy Open Mic

Broken Blackhawk - Comedy Open Mic The Broken Blackhawk is a weekly comedy open mic in the Quad Cities, Wednesdays in The Blackhawk Room - Moline, IL

βͺ🎀 2ND WEDNESDAY THEME NIGHT: FLASHBACK 🎀βͺThis Wednesday at the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic, we're turning back the...
06/05/2026

βͺ🎀 2ND WEDNESDAY THEME NIGHT: FLASHBACK 🎀βͺ

This Wednesday at the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic, we're turning back the clock.

FLASHBACK NIGHT is a celebration of beginnings.

We're inviting comedians to revisit their first-ever sets, oldest jokes, ancient notebooks, forgotten one-liners, and comedy relics from a simpler time.

You can perform them exactly as they were.

You can update them for modern audiences.

You can completely rewrite them into something new.

Or you can discover that the joke you wrote fifteen years ago about MySpace somehow still works.

A few frequently asked questions:

πŸ€” What if I don't have my first set anymore? Bring the oldest material you can remember.

πŸ€” What if my first set was terrible? Then you're doing Flashback Night correctly.

πŸ€” What if my first set was amazing? We remain skeptical.

πŸ€” What if the joke still bombs? Congratulations. You've successfully recreated your origin story.

πŸ€” What if it kills? Now you get to spend the next week wondering why you ever stopped telling it.

πŸ€” What if I only started comedy recently? Then your flashback probably has fewer embarrassing fashion choices than the rest of ours.

πŸ€” What if I'm not a comedian? Then you get a front-row seat to comedy archaeology.

Expect nostalgia.

Expect surprises.

Expect old jokes that should have stayed buried.

And expect a few comedians to discover that their very first joke might still be their best joke.

🎀 Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic βͺ FLASHBACK NIGHT πŸ“ The Blackhawk Room πŸ“… This Wednesday πŸ•— Show Starts at 8:00 PM

Everybody starts somewhere.

This Wednesday, we're going back to find out where.

FULL Q&A BELOW

πŸ–€πŸ¦… BROKEN BLACKHAWK THURSDAY THANK YOUS πŸ¦…πŸ–€What a night!Thank you to everyone who came out to celebrate the First Birthda...
06/04/2026

πŸ–€πŸ¦… BROKEN BLACKHAWK THURSDAY THANK YOUS πŸ¦…πŸ–€

What a night!

Thank you to everyone who came out to celebrate the First Birthday Party of the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic.

We had approximately 17-ish comedians take the stage, a record audience, and a record number of Fabulous Mystery Prizes given away.

Somewhere in the middle of all that, we learned that people will absolutely show up for comedy, cake, prizes, and whatever strange energy has been keeping this room alive for the last year.

A special thank you to everyone who brought treats.

πŸŽ‚ Tori brought cake.
πŸ“ Leigh brought chocolate-covered strawberries.
πŸ›οΈ James brought the loudest bags ever manufactured by mankind.

All of it was incredibly thoughtful and very much appreciated.

We're also still not entirely sure whether that one woman was "cool" or not.

The investigation remains ongoing.

Most importantly, thank you to every comedian, every audience member, every first-timer, every regular, every person who brought a friend, and every person who laughed at something they probably shouldn't have.

One year ago, we opened the doors hoping a few people would show up.

Last night, you reminded us just how special this weird little community has become.

πŸ“… NEXT WEEK:
βͺ FLASHBACK NIGHT

Dust off your earliest material, revisit your first set, bring back an old joke, or completely rewrite it for modern times. Travel back through your comedy history and see what still works.

After that?

🎀 Regular open mics for the rest of June.

Thank you for helping us celebrate Year One.

Now let's see what kind of trouble we can get into in Year Two.

πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! πŸŽ‰πŸ¦…The Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic First Birthday Party is finally here!We've got treats.We'...
06/03/2026

πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT! πŸŽ‰πŸ¦…

The Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic First Birthday Party is finally here!

We've got treats.
We've got Fabulous Mystery Prizes.
We've got comedians.
We've got laughs.

And judging by the response we've been getting...

Everybody is coming tonight.

You.
Your friends.
Your coworkers.

Even your mom.

In fact, Tom A. Hawk personally made sure your mom got an invitation.

How did she hear about the Broken Blackhawk?

Let's just say she's already familiar with a certain Big Black Hawk.

😏

Anyway...

πŸŽ‚ Birthday treats
🎁 Fabulous Mystery Prizes
πŸ˜‚ Comedy
πŸ–€ Friends
🍻 Drinks next door

One year ago we started gathering a bunch of weird people in a German beer hall every Wednesday night.

Somehow, it worked.

Come celebrate with us tonight!

🎀 BROKEN BLACKHAWK COMEDY OPEN MIC
πŸŽ‰ FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY
πŸ“ The Blackhawk Room
πŸ•— TONIGHT – 8:00 PM

And tell your mom we said hi.

πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰ IT'S ALMOST TIME! πŸŽ‰πŸ¦…Tom A. Hawk has checked his watch approximately 47 times in the last 10 minutes.The treats are ga...
06/03/2026

πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰ IT'S ALMOST TIME! πŸŽ‰πŸ¦…

Tom A. Hawk has checked his watch approximately 47 times in the last 10 minutes.

The treats are gathering.
The prizes are waiting.
The comedians are preparing their best jokes and worst decisions.

And in just a few short hours, we'll celebrate ONE YEAR of the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic.

🎁 Fabulous Mystery Prizes
πŸŽ‚ Birthday Treats
πŸ˜‚ Comedy
πŸ–€ Friends
🍻 Drinks next door
🎀 An open mic that's somehow survived an entire year

Whether you've been with us since Day One or you've been meaning to check us out, tonight is the perfect night to join the party.

πŸŽ‰ The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party πŸŽ‰

πŸ•— TONIGHT β€” 8:00 PM
πŸ“ THE BLACKHAWK ROOM
πŸ“ MOLINE, IL

The Hawk is ready.

The prizes are ready.

The cake is... probably ready.

See you tonight.

It's OUR birthday,  but we're giving YOU prizes!The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party TONIGHT - 8:00 PMThe Blackhawk...
06/03/2026

It's OUR birthday, but we're giving YOU prizes!

The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party
TONIGHT - 8:00 PM
The Blackhawk Room - Moline, IL

The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party TONIGHT - 8:00 PMThe Blackhawk Room - Moline, ILHard to find,  but always a go...
06/03/2026

The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party
TONIGHT - 8:00 PM
The Blackhawk Room - Moline, IL

Hard to find, but always a good time

πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰ IT'S WEDNESDAY... AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. πŸŽ‰πŸ¦…Today we're celebrating ONE YEAR of the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Ope...
06/03/2026

πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰ IT'S WEDNESDAY... AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. πŸŽ‰πŸ¦…

Today we're celebrating ONE YEAR of the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic.

For an entire year we've been gathering in our beloved German beer hall, sharing laughs, taking chances, making friends, giving away questionable prizes, and proving that Wednesday night is the best night of the week.

Tonight we're throwing a birthday party to celebrate.

πŸŽ‚ We'll have treats.
🎁 We'll have Fabulous Mystery Prizes.
πŸ˜‚ We'll bring the jokes.
πŸ˜† You bring the laughs.

Maybe you'll win something amazing.
Maybe you'll win something confusing.
Maybe you'll walk away wondering why you now own whatever came out of the Big Ass Prize Box.

That's all part of the experience.

Whether you've been with us since the beginning or this will be your first visit, we'd love to celebrate with you.

🎀 Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic
πŸŽ‰ 1st Birthday Party
πŸ“ The Blackhawk Room
πŸ•— Tonight at 8:00 PM

One year down.

Let's kick off Year Two the same way we started Year One:

By gathering a bunch of weird people in a German beer hall and seeing what happens.

πŸŽ‰πŸ¦… BROKEN BLACKHAWK 1ST BIRTHDAY PARTY β€” TOMORROW NIGHT! πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰As many of you know, we no longer use A.I. to create our prom...
06/02/2026

πŸŽ‰πŸ¦… BROKEN BLACKHAWK 1ST BIRTHDAY PARTY β€” TOMORROW NIGHT! πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰

As many of you know, we no longer use A.I. to create our promotional artwork.

As a result, one of our staff members was forced to draw Tom A. Hawk himself.

Since we have no budget, no grants, no corporate sponsors, and no wealthy benefactors, this is apparently the best we could do.

Our artist would like it noted that he "worked very hard on this."

Management would like it noted that he is lying.

Regardless, the drawing does raise an important question:

Could YOU win a high-powered death ray from the Big Ass Prize Box tomorrow night?

Maybe.

We certainly hope so.

Will you win a high-powered death ray?

There are absolutely no guarantees.

In fact, there is a very good chance you will win something significantly less capable of global destruction.

But that's the beauty of the Fabulous Mystery Prizes.

You never know.

🎁 Fabulous Mystery Prizes
πŸ˜‚ Comedy
πŸŽ‚ Birthday Celebration
🍻 Drinks next door
πŸ–€ Friends, laughs, and questionable decisions

We've been doing this for one year, and we'd love for you to celebrate with us.

🎀 Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic πŸŽ‰ 1st Birthday Party πŸ•— Tomorrow Night at 8:00 PM

Come for the comedy.

Stay for the possibility of a high-powered death ray.

(Again, no guarantees.)

πŸŽ‰πŸ¦… TOMORROW NIGHT! BROKEN BLACKHAWK'S 1ST BIRTHDAY PARTY! πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰Let's be honest.You can get laughs lots of places.You can ge...
06/02/2026

πŸŽ‰πŸ¦… TOMORROW NIGHT! BROKEN BLACKHAWK'S 1ST BIRTHDAY PARTY! πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰

Let's be honest.

You can get laughs lots of places.
You can get cake lots of places.
You can get drinks lots of places.

But where else can you get all three AND walk away with a Fabulous Mystery Prize?

Tomorrow night we're celebrating ONE YEAR of the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic, and that means we're stuffing the Big Ass Prize Box with all sorts of treasures.

Will the prizes be practical?
Maybe.

Will they be valuable?
Define valuable.

Will they be memorable?
Absolutely.

Will someone leave with an item they never knew they needed?
Almost certainly.

For an entire year we've been giving away weird, wonderful, confusing, and occasionally useful prizes, and our birthday party seems like the perfect excuse to get even more ridiculous.

So come out and celebrate with us.

πŸ˜‚ Laughs
🍻 Drinks next door
πŸŽ‚ Probably cake
πŸ€” At least a couple questionable decisions
🎁 Fabulous Mystery Prizes

Bring a friend.
Bring a treat.
Bring a prize for the Big Ass Prize Box.
Or just bring yourself.

🎀 Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic
πŸŽ‰ 1st Birthday Party
πŸ“… Wednesday, June 3
πŸ•– Doors 7:00 PM | Show 8:00 PM

Come celebrate a year of comedy, community, and asking yourself:

"Why do I suddenly own this?"

πŸŽ‰πŸ¦… The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰As many of you know, we recently stopped using A.I. for our social media ...
06/01/2026

πŸŽ‰πŸ¦… The Broken Blackhawk's 1st Birthday Party πŸ¦…πŸŽ‰

As many of you know, we recently stopped using A.I. for our social media graphics.

As a result, one of our staff members had to draw Tom A. Hawk so we'd have an image to go with this post.

Since we have no money, this is what we got.

To be fair, our artist wasn't very good to begin with.

Unfortunately, he's now angry about not getting paid.

When management suggested he put a little more effort into the drawing, he informed us that we're lucky he didn't draw obscene gestures instead.

So please be respectful.

The man is going through something.

Anyway, here's Tom A. Hawk blowing out his birthday candles as we prepare to celebrate ONE YEAR of the Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic.

🎀 Broken Blackhawk Comedy Open Mic
πŸ“… Wednesday, June 3
πŸ•– Doors 7:00 PM
πŸŽ™οΈ Show 8:00 PM

One year of:
🎀 Open mics
πŸ˜‚ Laughs
πŸ–€ Friends
🎁 Fabulous Mystery Prizes
🍻 Drinks from next door
πŸ€” Decisions that seemed smarter at the time

Join us this Wednesday, June 3, for our birthday party open mic.

Bring a treat.
Bring a prize.
Bring a friend.
Bring a story.
Bring whatever strange energy has kept this room alive for a year.

There may be cake.
There will definitely be comedy.
There will almost certainly be mystery prizes.

And if you see the artist, don't mention the money.

He's still very sensitive about it.

Address

1423 5th Avenue
Moline, IL
61265

Opening Hours

7pm - 9:30pm

Website

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61567128232628

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