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Some old reviews of ABYSS from the last years it was open.It was a rocking show, like no other I've seen before, or sinc...
06/19/2017

Some old reviews of ABYSS from the last years it was open.
It was a rocking show, like no other I've seen before, or since, and it's cast and the excitement of those shows is sorely missed.
It was great while it lasted...

that being said..

Screw you Minooka-Channahon Fire Department and your prejudice!! Fire Chief Yancey actually said, that last year before he shut us down for a weekend, to show us "who's boss"- "What sort of sick person finds this entertaining... no offense."
They then charged us $700 per night to have some of their goons hang out in full gear with a Fire Truck sitting outside of the entrance!!
Thank you Joe Pena for telling us you would step in to help, but only brought more grief and supported the terrorizing of the show. You're a liar, Joe Pena. Glad you're out of office!!
And, screw you, Yancey, you prejudice twit!! ..and your sniveling toadie, Joe Casella (a guy so incompetent, he was fired from Minooka FD, and, somehow, got hired by Channahon FD...), who you sent to deliver the bad news with zeal. And of course, Brad Sprague, all too eager to go in and tear props down to see if they'd burn...
YOU were the ones that destroyed ABYSS.
All of you are the reason the Minooka-Channahon area is in economic shambles! All you care about is your new fire station, your obscene pensions, and getting a paper cut off of the creases on your perfect white shirts.
Look at all of the empty store fronts in every strip mall... no one wants to open a business in Minooka and deal with asses like you.

May karma visit you often....

Just some old reviews I came across...
06/03/2017

Just some old reviews I came across...

To whom it may concern,Abyss will not be open during the 2015 season.  We are taking the season off for research and dev...
09/22/2015

To whom it may concern,
Abyss will not be open during the 2015 season. We are taking the season off for research and development. Keep an eye out for progressive updates in the upcoming months. Have a safe Halloween season!

Nicholas Lindblad is getting a heart today!! Keep him and his family in your prayers! And, keep the donors family in you...
08/04/2015

Nicholas Lindblad is getting a heart today!!
Keep him and his family in your prayers! And, keep the donors family in your prayers as well!
Nick is the bravest soul I know!!

It is with great regret and a very heavy heart that I have to announce that we will not be opening this weekend due to t...
10/31/2014

It is with great regret and a very heavy heart that I have to announce that we will not be opening this weekend due to the terrible weather and the damage it has done to ABYSS. We agonized over this decision, and waited until it was just obvious where this was going... my apologies to everyone.
I know you were all looking forward to one last weekend of scaring, but that's how it goes. Better to be safe and keep everyone safe, than to risk it and have someone hurt. Not worth it..
WILL NEVER BE WORTH IT!!
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR A WONDERFUL SEASON!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

We are open Friday and Saturday NIGHT!!! &-11 PM!! Scare ya then!!!
10/29/2014

We are open Friday and Saturday NIGHT!!! &-11 PM!! Scare ya then!!!

Let's not forget our clowns.... everyone LOVES clowns..... and, they think you taste funny......Only two nights left!! F...
10/29/2014

Let's not forget our clowns.... everyone LOVES clowns..... and, they think you taste funny......

Only two nights left!! Friday and Saturday 7-11 PM!!
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Just another one of our happy ABYSS MINIONS, welcoming you to your demise....www.ABYSShaunts.com
10/28/2014

Just another one of our happy ABYSS MINIONS, welcoming you to your demise....

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Don't forget, 'Nick or Treat" fundraiser tonight! Invite everyone!!www.ABYSShaunts.com
10/26/2014

Don't forget, 'Nick or Treat" fundraiser tonight! Invite everyone!!

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ZOMBIE BREAKOUT!!! Come blast them into oblivion at ABYSS Zombie Zone paintball shootout!!www.ABYSShaunts.com
10/25/2014

ZOMBIE BREAKOUT!!! Come blast them into oblivion at ABYSS Zombie Zone paintball shootout!!
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