05/12/2026
Listen, friends... if you’re planning on being conscious and upright between the ungodly hours of 7:00am and 9:00am, I’m going to need you to swing by and buy a newspaper from me at 5 Points where McHenry, Needham, and J St meet.
But wait—let’s talk about The Taco Debt. 🌮🎟️
If I was the friend who “paid it forward” and secured you a free ticket to the , you officially owe me a visit lol. Don’t be that person who eats free tacos while I’m out here hawking paper. 😂
The Deal of the Century:
For the low, low price of $5, you get:
Five (5) whole newspapers.
The satisfaction of knowing you aren’t a taco-debt dodger.
Or….use the spare change in your ashtray to buy 1 newspaper for $1 🗞️😂
Stop by, see my face, and help me help you (but mostly help me win the most sales award!!). See you in the morning! 😎
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