10/30/2023
If ya' weren't in Goshen last night---why not? You afraid of seein' a goblin in all his glory?
It ain't easy lookin' this pretty, but fortunately for you, the particular time of year that prevents me from blending in (for the most part) is just about over.
Not so fortunate, I still operate all year round.
Need a hearse? Need a goblin? Need both? Want me to do a Ted Talk? I can whip up an hour's worth of bu****it that'll leave you confused for the rest of your lives. And maybe inspired. Got a wrestling show? I don't even need a microphone to harass your audience. Want me to park the hearse somewhere to creep out a coworker? Hit me up. Rates are negotiable based on the event and what you got me doing (and just how goblin you need it to be).
