06/08/2026
Iโve learned from political texts that youโre more likely to keep reading if itโs broken into short blocks, with cunning use of ๐ฏ๐ผ๐น๐ฑ & CAPS.
I donโt know about you but Iโm tired of being ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
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๐๐๐ by the coastal elites/crypto broligarchs who have ๐ก๐ข๐ฃ๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐๐ง ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ.
๐๐ญโ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.
So Iโm asking ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ -FULL NAME THAT YOU NEVER USE- to make your voice heard tonight at Sociable OpenMic.
๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฌ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ญ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ง before our 84th CRITICAL DEADLINE. Your donation will be matched 9000%.
Plus, after just a few thousand clicks youโll be entered into a raffle for dinner with a D list celebrity, 300 miles away.
52 hardworking people have signed up for our cause, including 4 first timers. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐??
๐ข๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ป๐ ๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ : Tonight (6/8) & every Monday 6pm-1030. ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐ข๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ if the weather holds.๐ค๏ธ & 80โ at last check. Smashed Pattys serving burgers & more (including vegan & GF options) until ~9pm.
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*PERFORMERS: ๐ ๐บ๐๐๐ ๐ฏ๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐๐๐ต๐น๐ฒ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ ๐น๐ถ๐บ๐ถ๐๐. ๐ง๐๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ด๐: ๐ด๐บ๐ถ๐ป | ๐ข๐ป๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ด: ๐ฑ๐บ๐ถ๐ป. I.e. If you take 2min to set up, you have 3min left to play. At the 5min mark, I will start fading you out.
Is this an obnoxious rule to stomach after waiting 80 mins to play? Yes it is. But last week a dozen of you bo**rs went 7+ mins and the night ran a half hour behind. If your song is 5.5 mins, shorten it or choose a different one.
