02/10/2026
The number eight nearly ruined Wells Fargo Bank. True story.
Imagine that you are Dennis Rodman. You're probably not, but let's say you are. It is 1997. You are part of basketball's Holy Trinity, mentioned in the same breath as Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen.
Your team, the Chicago Bulls, is kicking dynastic, world-dominating amounts of ass. Suddenly, your salary plummets to the ground with all the ferocity of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. Okay, why?
Because someone in the league front office decided to lock player salaries to their Player Efficiency Rating. Play efficiently, and you get paid more. You, Dennis Rodman, are not an efficient player.
This, of course, is ludicrous. Utterly daft. It didn't happen. Let's say it did. In this bizarro, alternate universe where it is 1997 and you are Dennis Rodman, what would you do? How would this new metric change how you play the game?
The SRH Empirical Marketing Dispatch is out today! We're looking at how metrics change what we care about. We talk about how a single number nearly destroyed Wells Fargo Bank. And? What it all might mean for you. Join us, won't you?
Explore how flawed metrics like player efficiency rating nearly led Wells Fargo to disaster and Dennis Rodman's insights on value capture.