10/14/2026
Hush now. The family wants a word.
You’ve heard the Baron talk plenty. This time we let the rest of them out of their crates. Vesper Vale, the vampire your grandmother warned you about and your daughter will not shut up about. Ragnar Stitch, six feet of stitches and the softest heart in the graveyard. Lyra Wolfe, who does not walk into a room so much as hunt it. And me, of course. Somebody has to hold the leash.
This is Cabaret Sinister. Vaudeville. If vaudeville had fangs.
Four shows a night in the Zombie Lounge. Songs, dancing, games, a little trouble, and prizes handed out before you can sneak off to roast s'mores over the firepits. You don’t sit and watch this one. You get pulled in.
This weekend is The Coven, October 16 to 18, and somebody in that room leaves wearing the crown of Witch Queen of New Orleans. Saturday, the United Rhythms zombie horde crawls back for an encore of Thriller.
