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We bring the asses, you bring the party- beer donkeys for unforgettable events!

05/04/2026

We tried to order bunnies.. this is what showed up 🐰

Hoppy Easter from your favorite little asses 😏

18/02/2026

Plot twist: the prettiest girl at the party has four hooves & a flower crown 🌸🥹

14/02/2026

Roses are red, violets are blue,
we bring the booze & the attitude 🥂

Your big day needs a kick of sass,
& nothing says “I do” like a fine little ass 😏

Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️‍🔥

07/02/2026

Our sweet Eleanor.. one year ago today 🥹

01/02/2026

Tomorrow is February 1st, which means Valentine’s mode is activated 💕 😏

Ernie is officially Cupid now & this little ass is about to ruin somebody’s love life 😈

10/01/2026

🚨ATTENTION, I’m Ernie🚨

I’m the other miniature donkey with a BIG personality and a reputation to maintain.

I may be the fun-sized ass… & occasional turd, but I have very strong opinions & I’m not afraid to share them.

You can usually find me:
▫️Testing boundaries just to see what I can get away with
▫️ Making noise for absolutely no reason…or a very good reason, I love my snacks
▫️ Standing in the way so everyone knows I’m involved

Bribes are accepted in the form of treats. (My favorite is vanilla wafers😉) Approval is earned, not guaranteed.

Can’t wait to meet you! Behave yourselves 😈

25/12/2025

All we wanted for Christmas was more ass in Santa hats… and wow, did Santa show up🎅🏼

AI could never 😏

Merry Christmas from your favorites! 🎄❤️

21/12/2025

Hey y’all, I’m Eleanor 👑

I’m a grey & white miniature donkey with a BIG personality. I may be small, but I definitely run the place.

You can usually find me:
▫️Letting everyone know when it should be snack time (and that they’re late)
▫️Watching… judging… supervising…side eyeing 👀

I love attention, scratches, and compliments.. especially compliments.

I’m also the most photogenic one here, so don’t be surprised if I steal the spotlight in every picture 📸

Graham crackers are my snack of choice, so come prepared if you’d like my approval. 💁🏽‍♀️

I can’t wait to meet you! ✨

16/12/2025

Hi everyone!

We are proudly introducing Half Ass Services! 🫏

We bring beer donkeys to weddings, parties, and other events across the Texas panhandle 🍻

Why choose us?
▫️We provide friendly, well-trained donkeys with loads of personality
▫️We deliver drinks, smiles, & photo ops that steal the show 📸

📍Based in Miami, Texas
🗓️ Booking now - reserve our donkeys today!

Message us before your party realizes they’re missing an ass or two! 🤭

Trevor Rosso & Hannah Marie Rosso 🤵🏼‍♂️👰🏼‍♀️

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79059

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