Meme Therapy

07/18/2026

Went to bed
the other night and saw
people stealing from my shed.
I called the police-they said no
one was available.
So 1 called back
a minute and said, "No need to hurry now... I've shot them." Within minutes, there were half a dozen of cop
cars, helicopters,
and a full armed unit swarming the place. Officer: "I thought you said you shot them? "Me:
"I thought you said no One
was available."

07/12/2026

An oil Sultan from Saudi
Arabia said to a man,
"Your wife is very beautiful.
If I offered to trade her for
gold equal to her body weight, would you agree?"
The man paused for a moment.
"Give me a week," he replied.
The Sultan looked puzzled.
"Why? Do you need time to think about it?"
The man shook his head casually.
"No... I just need to feed her five times a day first... so she'll weigh more."

07/10/2026

Sophia asked her mother,
"Mom, why is it that when | p*e, it makes such a soft sound, but when you p*e, it's so loud?"
Her mother looked shocked.
"Don't ask me that, honey..."
"Then who should I ask?"
"Ask your dad... he's the one
who damaged Mom's sound
system!"

07/07/2026

Funny jokes

07/06/2026