Dani

Dani ◍ Girl
❍ Artist
⚆ Witch
◌ American
• I’m 30
● Bi
◉ Trades= mutuals
⠀⃝ Comme= Yes

Little Monster 👹
09/06/2026

Little Monster 👹

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☀️🌸The Tea & Coffee Gremlin has officially entered DO NOT PERCEIVE ME mode. 😂Out back. Coffee...
09/06/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☀️🌸

The Tea & Coffee Gremlin has officially entered DO NOT PERCEIVE ME mode. 😂

Out back. Coffee deployed. ☕️
Niccy deployed. 👄
Social responsibilities: DECLINED. ❌😭

Just me, my icy nails, and approximately 14 minutes of peace before somebody comes looking for me. 💅😂☀️

Too kawaii to function, too caffeinated to care. 🩵🌸☕️
09/06/2026

Too kawaii to function, too caffeinated to care. 🩵🌸☕️

HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! 🐾🎉Today we celebrate Bella & Gracie, two tiny furry freeloaders who contribute absolutely NOTHIN...
09/06/2026

HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! 🐾🎉

Today we celebrate Bella & Gracie, two tiny furry freeloaders who contribute absolutely NOTHING financially yet somehow run the entire household. 😭😂

Rent? ❌
Bills? ❌
Being ridiculously cute? ✅
Demanding snacks like they pay the mortgage? ✅🐶

DROP YOUR DOGGOS IN THE COMMENTS! 📸🐾
The Tea & Coffee Gremlin demands a DOG TAX. ☕️😂

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☀️💅The Tea & Coffee Gremlin survived this morning’s greatest battle:PRESS ON NAILS. 😭💅Did I s...
09/06/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☀️💅

The Tea & Coffee Gremlin survived this morning’s greatest battle:

PRESS ON NAILS. 😭💅

Did I struggle? Violently. 💀
Did the nails win a few rounds? Absolutely.
Did the gremlin eventually claim victory? YEP. 🏆😂

Now celebrating with loose-leaf tea 🫖, a chewy 👄, and a niccy because apparently surviving nail application deserves a full awards ceremony. 😭😂🌸

✨ ICHY NAILS DEPLOYED ✨ 💅❄️

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇺🇸🇦🇺☀️🌳The Tea & Coffee Gremlin has confirmed she is, in fact, an OUTDOORSIES CREATURE. 🌿😂Unfortu...
09/05/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇺🇸🇦🇺☀️🌳

The Tea & Coffee Gremlin has confirmed she is, in fact, an OUTDOORSIES CREATURE. 🌿😂

Unfortunately Arizona just cranked the thermostat past 99°F, so the gremlin has been recalled indoors before she becomes a sun-dried collectible. 😭☀️

Winter better hurry up because I have important patio gremlin activities to attend to. 🌳☕️

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸🤍☀️Your favorite Tea & Coffee Gremlin has apparently promoted herself to Chief Face-Paint Des...
09/05/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸🤍☀️

Your favorite Tea & Coffee Gremlin has apparently promoted herself to Chief Face-Paint Designer. 😂🎨

No stencil. No plan. Just vibes, white paint, and one dangerously confident gremlin. 🤍🖤

Beneath the silliness, I proudly wear this look as a celebration of my African ancestry and a little artistic expression of where I come from. 🤎✨

The ancestors gave me creativity.
The gremlin added turquoise lipstick. 😂🩵

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸🌸Unearthed this ancient artifact from 2024. 😭🎨Painted this in art therapy before I moved into...
09/05/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸🌸

Unearthed this ancient artifact from 2024. 😭🎨
Painted this in art therapy before I moved into the BHRF.

My art has leveled up since then, so I’m thinking it’s time for a 2026 REMATCH. 👀🖌️

Same painting. New skills. Still aggressively pink. 🩷😂

✨ Think Big ✨

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☕️🌸Found a random girl on Pinterest and thought, “Yep. You’re anatomy practice now.” 😭🎨Added ...
09/05/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☕️🌸

Found a random girl on Pinterest and thought, “Yep. You’re anatomy practice now.” 😭🎨

Added hot pink flowers because apparently the Tea & Coffee Gremlin has ✨standards✨. 😂🌸

✨ Think Big ✨

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☀️🐊The Tea & Coffee Gremlin put the caffeine down long enough to draw an absolute Aussie lege...
09/04/2026

G’Day Gremlins & Mates 🇦🇺🇺🇸☀️🐊

The Tea & Coffee Gremlin put the caffeine down long enough to draw an absolute Aussie legend. 😭🎨

20 years since we lost Steve Irwin. Somehow it feels like yesterday. 💛

Still inspiring people to love wildlife, protect the planet, and yell “CRIKEY!” whenever remotely appropriate. 😂🐊

Rest easy, Wildlife Warrior. Your legacy is still running wild. 🇦🇺💚

RIP Steve Irwin, you absolute legend. 🐊💛

✨ Think Big ✨

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10100 E Ray Rd
Mesa, AZ
85212

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